I guess I made a mistake
I was stupid
I drove away all of my customers.
Kids are the future, and if they want to be something, they need free time.
So, I tried to build a place called Krabby Land.
I thought it was pretty terrific.
Although, the kids didn't.
They called me 'cheap'
What a bunch of baloney!
I'm NOT cheap!
Alright, I might be a little tiny bit of cheap…but…
ALRIGHT! Do you want me to tell me story?
It was a week after the Krabby Land disaster. I lost all my money from the kids, and the kids got it back. So, I was pretty glum.
I dragged my feet to my business and looked up at the clam shell that had faded letters of Krusty Krab. I made a note to myself to make Spongebob or Squidward to go up there someday and paint it with some old paint from a garage sale or something.
Taking the key out of my belt and sticking it into the lock, I opened the door and was surprised to find Spongebob Square pants, my cook and most dedicated employee exhausted, his head laying on the round table.
"Spongebob!" I yelled, annoyed that he was sleeping and proud that he stayed overtime with out any money at this rough time in the summer.
He didn't answer which drove the proudness away from my system and replaced it with 100 annoyness.
Clicking my red lobster feet, I headed over towards where the lad was sitting and poked him with my claw. "Laddie, Wake up. Its time to open in thirty minutes!" I said annoyed.
Spongebob opened his eyes and scratched his square head with one of his yellow fingers. "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. K." He said tiredly. "I was here all night, working on something for you."
"Does it cost money?"
Spongebob smiled and shook his head. "No, Mr. Krabs, It's going to help you!"
"Really? Then, Let me see it, boy." I said delighted.
Spongebob nodded and got up, dragging his black shined shoe feet over towards the back door, and then headed out back. There was a new fence there and there was a sign that said. "Welcome to the NEW Krabby Land!"
I stood there in confusion, looking over at my employee. The yellow hyper guy just stood there, with a grin stretched a crossed his face. "I made it again, and its really good, Mr. Krabs! It will get a bunch of customers here in no time!" I said
"Oh really?" I asked in a mocked voice. "One- If you wanted to make something good, it would be expensive, Two- It would cost money and three- It would cost MONEY!" I shouted
Spongebob frowned and hung his head, tears dripping down his face. He started making painful sobs. "I-I-thought—y-ooo—oooo-uu LIKE IT! WAHHHHH"
I sighed and said loudly. "I DO BOY! OK? JUST STOP CRYING!"
And Spongebob did.
"I made a ad in the newspaper with my own money, it will be great. Oh look, kids are here now!"
It was sure kids standing there, however, they weren't the cheery kind of kids. The kids held baseball bats and chainsaws and shrieked. "GET THEM!! AYYYY YAYYYYY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
I started screaming loudly. "WHAT KIND OF NEWSPAPER AD DID YOU PUT IN??!??"
"Oh, Here's the newspaper." Spongebob said calmly.
On the front page, this is what It read.
Krabby Land
Krabby Land is a place for kids to have destroyed. You can strangle with the cook and employees, cut down the park, and even kill other kids. Also, today is bring your own chainsaw and bats. It is located near the Krusty Krab.
"BOY YOU-" I started, but I was trampled by kids and getting beat up. Spongebob screamed over the crashes, punches and laughs. "I GUESS I MADE A MISTAKE!"
