"Ah, yes. This body's an excellent fit! Huh? The hell? What's that?"
"Excuse me. I request partial control of my mind so I can clearly express my thoughts."
"You vulgar human! How can you stay conscious when you're possessed? Well, whatever. You're a weird freakin' creature, so I'll give you some room- but just for a minute. There."
"Thank you, Mr. Satan. You were so anxious to find a body, you didn't let me introduce myself earlier. I'm Yuri Egin. Pleased to meet you."
"How are you able to stay so alert when possessed?"
"Haha. Yeah, I guess it must seem kind of strange. After all, Demons can only possess humans because they have a headstart in taking over the victim's mind when he's unconscious. Humans usually don't remember the time they spend possessed by Demons. It's like a dream to them."
"Right. So, as I said, how can you..."
"You could say I developed a tolerance. I've been possessed by tons of Demons before. I like to play with them. They went away on their own eventually. Anyway, each time I was possessed, I became a little better at keeping my mind and spirit grounded. I also practice lucid dreaming a lot."
"I don't know what lucid dreaming is, but that's not what's bugging me. You aren't burned by my flames. You have a tolerance to mind possession. Ok, I don't give a f***. But how can you stay alive in the first place?
"Oh, that's right; I guess you don't usually have human bodies that last long. Well, I think of it like this. I have an extra-large soul. I can contain your whole spirit without my soul breaking apart."
"I don't think soul size works like that, lady. Still, I'm actually kind of impressed you're alive. It's a first for me. Everyone I've ever tried to possess has just gone and died."
"Mr. Satan, you are quite adorable when you talk about your loneliness."
"Hey. I may not be a mortal, but I can tell when humans are using irony. Why are you so insolent, wench? I'm pretty sure I covered most of the human world with spirit-waves of fear associated with my name. You're either a really dumb bitch who doesn't know you should be afraid, or you're..."
"Oh, I know how dangerous you are, Mr. Satan. I'm simply an eccentric. It's always been my dream to see what the king of the demon world is like. I would really like it if we could get to know each other. After all, I should have the right to know the one I gave my body to."
"I don't give a flying f*** about 'getting to know' a human. I don't acknowledge you creatures as sentient beings. You can't think outside your programming. Hmph! Humans are just like weeds to me."
"Gasp! You compare an attractive young woman to a weed? That's unseemly for any lord, Mr. Satan."
"What the hell are you talking about? What do you mean attractive?"
"Ouch. Ok, think of this way. You might not like weeds, but don't you think flowers are pretty?"
"I don't know about flowers in Assiah, but Gehennan blooms are interesting. don't hate looking at them. Some Demons, like Greenmen, grow gardens. I tried to start a garden once- it was about 400 years ago- but I burned everything."
"What a tragic history you have, Mr. Satan."
"Quit your freakin' sarcasm! I know you're making fun of me!"
"Not at all, Mr. Satan. I brought it up because I want you to imagine me as a flower. The darkest, most poisonous, and hence most beautiful flower; that's me, the one you decided to possess. Since I'm such a rare and lovely little plant, shouldn't you treat me well? If you don't, the Greenmen will scorn you and rebel."
"I don't give a damn about the freakin' Greenmen. But I guess I could try to think of you as more of a flower."
"Flowers only bloom when they're happy, Mr. Satan. You have to do a few things to make me happy."
"Ha. I don't make promises with mortals. But go on. What do you want?"
"I want to be able to keep talking to you like this, Mr. Satan. For at least half the day, you must release my mind so I can think, and talk to you in my head. I also need control of my body when I cook and do chores. That will only be about three hours a day."
"You're saying you'll freely submit to anything else I make you do? Your 'condition' is only half a day of partial freedom talking at me?"
"That's the way to make your flower happy."
"You're a freaky human. Why do you accept me so easily?"
"Because I want to know just as much about Gehenna as you do about Assiah. Just as you've tried to possess kings to understand humans, I want to be with the king of Gehenna to understand him and his Demons."
"You can't be serious. You're this suicidal over such a crazy ideal?"
"Well then, I'll give you a different answer. Mr. Satan, I've decided to share my body with you. I freely gave it up. Well. When a man has his way with a woman's body, he has to take responsibility for that woman."
"I'm not following. What the hell do you want me to do?"
"Say that you'll court me, Mr. Satan. It is the proper way for a man and woman to learn about each other. Courting me is the least you can do after taking my body. At least I'm not asking you to marry me."
"That sounds really freakin' stupid to me, but since I came here to learn..."
"Alright then. The proper thing to do is call me Miss Egin. However, if you are suddenly overcome with passion, you can whisper, 'Sweet Yuri' into my ear."
"I'm calling you whatever the f*** I want whenever the f*** I want."
"I'll need to teach you some manners, Mr. Satan. Oh, by the way, since you're my beau, I'll stop being formal. Let's do this on a first name basis. Alright, my dear Satan?"
