Welcome to the Random Hat Saga!
Todays prompts are: Juice, Artichoke, and Virtual Reality.
Stimp was wondering when he would have his turn on the new VR headset: The Supreme VR. Made by supreme themselves, it was completely red and with large white obnoxious letters spelling out SUP, unfortunately the makers just made the font size too big to fit the whole word. Stimp was standing in line for what felt like hours the line of twenty thousand people stood in front of him. It was that line that drove him insane, it was so slow. He would look at a clock, suspiciously juice themed, and count the seconds as they would go by. Seconds turned to minutes, minutes turned to more minutes and then hours and then back to minutes! Sixteen people have tried it out already. Come on it was his turn now, why are there still nineteen thousand nine hundred and eighty four left to go! He thinks he might die in this line. Someone stood on a box next to everyone and said "Attention please! Due to a contagious disease, the rest of the VR panel is shutting down, apparently this panel is still open, but I highly encourage you to go home before this disease hits. Thank you." Pathetic, using a 'contagious disease' as an excuse to make people leave so that YOU of all people can try out the SUP VR. Stimp thought. Eventually after what seemed like either a couple hours or just very long minutes go by and yes in fact people start to leave, some puking as they go. All sorts of colors and thicknesses. Ewwwwww… Stimp chews on an artichoke, filled with the drive to try out the SUP VR! Stimp eventually realises after chewing halfway through that he is allergic to artichokes so he himself pukes up all the orange juice che could, aimed at that suspiciously juice themed clock. He passes out. When he wakes up, he is still laying on the floor where he fell. The line is gone! Its gone! Stimp jumps up and rushes for the panel! He makes it halfway before he hears a crash and the floor beneath him collapses!
What Stimp didn't know was that he wasn't chewing an artichoke at all. He was eating JUICE! As everyone knows juice is an extremely hallucinogenic vegetable, as he was eating it he simultaneously caught the disease and passed out. Once he woke up he was in the hospital but because of JUICE! He ran and jumped out the window.
Now he is Really in the hospital. And he never tried the SUP VR because he learned that the Supreme brand was really a scam just to get your money. THE END.
