Fionna's pov.
There are many ways to annoy a vampire, but im going to show you ten easy ways. Warning: Do not try this with a real vampire. This is for profesional adventuresses only.
Number one: Make fun of a vampire. This is easy, but I need to find a vampire to make fun of. Gumball told me about a vampire named Marshall lee. He terrorizes innocent people who walk through the forest. So I decided to do use him as my vampire. As i walked into the forest I only hear random rustles from the trees. I suddenly feel luke warm arms wrapped around my waist. I feel his lips near my ear, he whispers "Boo!" Well for the adventurer I am, I simply flipped him over my with a flick of the wrist.
"WHATA HELL DUDE?" he said while fixing his now messed up hair.
"What do you mean what the hell? Your Marshall lee right?"
"Maybe, What's it to yah?" he snickered
"What's it to me?" I raised my fist to his face.
"Okay okay, not the face. Yeah i'm Marshall lee, Who may you beautiful?" He asked wiggling his eyebrows.
"I'm uh-fi-fifi I'm fifi." i said I mean I couldn't let him know my real name, what if he came after cake and I.
"Nice to meet you fifi" he smirked I hadn't even know him that long and I hated that smirk.
"mhhm, well marshall." i got closer to his face. I could feel his breath on myy face. "your fangs are uneven, your hair is out of place, and is that your only shirt? People in the candy kingdom talk about you and they describe you wearing the exact same outfit. ALL THE TIME." I said with a smile.
"Excuse me? Is this what you came to do? Make fun of me? Your real annoying human" he said making an "intimidating" face. I supose he's trying to scare me.
"YEAP, that's that I came here for" I smiled "Well it was nice meeting you marshall, see you."
His mouth was wide open, he was surprised i guess.
I left, making sure he wasn't following me. He wasn't.
I can't wait for tomarrow :)
