James Potter's Tips for Love
(This started off as a jokey kind of list, but it actually turned into some real tips… Follow them. :)
1. If she throws a pillow at your head, she might be flirting. If she throws a brick at your head, she might want you to die.
2. If she says she'd rather go out with the giant squid than you, that's not an insult! The giant squid is actually a true romantic at heart, and she wants you to learn from him. He also makes great calamari.
3. Serenading her with your beautiful voice is romantic, but serenading her with you symphony of armpit farts, apparently, is not.
4. Bring her roses, but check them for bees first...
Some girls can't/don't want to take subtle hints; they want you to scream "I LOVE YOU!" from the rooftops. However, make sure you know how you're going to get down from said rooftop before climbing up there.
Be honest. If you think she's beautiful, tell her she's beautiful. If you think she's funny, tell her she's funny. And I mean the nice kind of honest. When she asks if those pants make her butt look big… just… say no…
If she breaks her arm, paint her toe nails for her.
Brush your teeth.
Don't be a jerk! Some girls don't like that. At least, the ones that are worth chasing don't like that.
Find out what she likes to do. If she likes to sing, sing with her. If she likes to study, no matter how much it pains you, invite her to study with you.
Smile at her. :)
Walk her to class.
Make. Her. Feel. Like. She. Is. Important. And. Perfect.
Celebrate her triumphs, and sympathize with her problems, no matter how small they are.
I'll say it again: honesty rocks. If you feel like she has been neglecting you or anything, just tell her (nicely). Girls actually understand when you tell them how you feel, because they've most likely felt the same way before!
Follow these tips, and you'll have that girl in no time! :)
