Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy Poem
By Rich4270
There was a cul-de-sac.
A cul-de-sac called Peach Creek.
There's lots of things if silly and insane antics is what you seek.
There's Ed, the silly and dim-witted.
He's interested in comics that are fiction-transmitted.
There's Edd, often called Double D.
He is very higenic, you see.
He may be the voice of reason for the two other Eds or one,
but he never means to ruin the fun.
There's Eddy, the greedy and selfish kid.
He's the one that some kids want to get off the grid.
Scamming is his game,
though some people thinks his scams are lame.
Kevin, the neighborhood bully, mostly for the Eds.
All he mostly wants to do is hit Eddy in the head!
Nazz, The Eds' crush,
though what Nazz does is make them blush.
Sarah, Ed's little sister who he loves to the core,
though Sarah is very mean to Ed, and yells at him...a lot more!
Jimmy, the soft and sensitive swirl.
Though he is a little boy, he mostly acts like a little girl.
Rolf, the legendary Indian hunter,
but mostly, he is just a wonder.
Jonny and his best friend, Plank,
though some kids just want his ear to be gave a yank.
Kankers, Kankers, the Peach Creek Love Bankers!
Their boyfriends are Ed, Edd, and Eddy, but they'll never learn
the Eds' love will never be returned.
Eddy's bro, Eddy's bro, who appeared in The Big Picture Show.
He bullied Ed, Edd, and Eddy,
but the others stood up for them
because they were ready.
The cul-de-sac's history, it is a mystery.
But, please, please, tell us what you think in your review,
but if you tell us something gross, we'll go EEEWWW!
