I'm still working on Games and Family! I promise I am!
But until those get updated, hope you enjoy this. You know me, I'm just a huge Buttman fan, but it's fun to add new people into the mix.
Enjoy, I own nothing, and reviews are nice and much appreciated!
Kenny only came over to Cartman's house that night as a favor to Butters.
"Please, Kenny! Please! Eric wants me to sleep over, and I just have this feeling he wants to play a prank on me. If you're there, he might not do anything," Butters pleads, his hands knitted together and his most angelic face on display.
"Okay, fine, I'll fucking sleepover too, I guess," Kenny says.
He hates to admit it, but he's always had a soft spot for Butters ever since they were kids. And if he was afraid the fatass was going to do something to him, well, Kenny had to help him out.
In reality, the prank is on Kenny, Butters was just the bait.
"Don't look so sore at me, you're going to have lots of fun tonight with us!" Butters says, cheerful and tipping back and forth on his heels.
Kenny is tied up, shirtless, on Cartman's bed. They were having a couple of beers and he assumed Cartman spiked his drink with a little something extra.
Butters is standing in front of the bed, trembling with excitement. He's down to his boxer briefs and Kenny has to make a mental point to look away.
"Where's the asshole who put you to this?" Kenny asks.
"Eric's in the bathroom. He'll be here soon though. Oh man, I'm so excited, we should just start without him," Butters says in a ridiculously seductive voice Kenny couldn't believe came out of him.
Butters climbs on to the bed. He slowly and deliberately crawls towards Kenny, who tries his best to back away, but hits his back against the headboard.
"Are you actually nervous?" Butters giggles once he's an inch from Kenny's face. "I never thought I could make you nervous."
Butters closes the distance between them and kisses him. Kenny is shocked by how forceful Butters is and how roughly he pushes his tongue into his mouth. Butters masterfully moves his tongue around Kenny's mouth, and Kenny has to wonder how he got so good at kissing. He's kissed a lot of people in his day, but Butters is arguably one of the best.
The bedroom door suddenly swings open and Cartman walks in. He's down to his boxers as well.
"Butters, what the fuck?" Cartman asks, annoyed.
He walks over to the two blonds and puts an arm around Butters stomach and hauls him off of Kenny.
"I told you to wait for me," he tells Butters.
"I'm sorry, I just couldn't," Butters says, turning to Cartman with a grin on his face. "Forgive me?" He stands on his tiptoes to kiss him.
"What the fuck is going on here?" Kenny asks, strangely annoyed at Butters for kissing Cartman just after kissing him.
"Butters and I have been talking," Cartman starts. He's let go of Butters now and is petting his head like a cat. Kenny is convinced that if he had a tail, he would be shaking it right now. "And, well, we really wanna know what a ménage à trios is like—"
"And the only person we want to try with is you!" Butters says eagerly, completing Cartman's sentence.
"You two are out of your God damn minds," Kenny says, half disgusted and half impressed that they would go so far as to ask this of him.
"What? You're telling me you didn't like kissing Butters?" Cartman teases and lightly pushes Butters towards the bed.
Again, Butters crawls on top of Kenny, but he doesn't kiss him. He winces and Kenny can see a blush appear on his cheeks. He looks back and he sees Cartman rubbing his ass.
"But, he's my boyfriend, and he can't go around kissing anyone willy-nilly. So if you want to kiss him again, you're gonna have to agree to this," Cartman smirks.
He's moved his hand so now it's inside Butters' underwear and Butters moans out, his back slightly arching.
Butters is so close, all Kenny has to do is slightly lean forward and he'll be able to kiss him again. He tries this, but Cartman is too fast and pulls Butters away so now he's kneeling at the foot of the bed.
"Nope. The first time was a freebie. The next one is going to cost you," Cartman tells him.
Butters turns around and puts his arms around Cartman's shoulders and kisses him. Cartman puts his hand down Butters' underwear again and continues what he was doing. All Kenny can do is turn around, but the little noises coming from Butters are driving him insane.
"You're tough," Cartman tells Kenny as Butters kisses his bottom lip. "Shit, the first time Butters kissed me I would have sold my soul to the devil for him to kiss me again. Guess he doesn't like you as much as you thought he did, huh Butters?"
"Guess not," Butters says, leaning against Cartman's chest but turning to see Kenny.
"My issue isn't with Butters, it' with you, dumbass," Kenny confesses.
"Me?" Cartman grits his teeth, but before he can unleash his fury on to Kenny, Butters throws his head back and laughs.
Butters pushes himself away from Cartman and sits on the bed. He holds his stomach as he tries to control his laughter.
"Aw, Kenny," Butters says, once he's recuperated from his laughing fit. "That's so silly! Who would say no to Cartman? And besides, I know you want him just as bad as I do."
"Oh yeah, I've been dying to kiss Cartman since I can remember," Kenny says, scoffing.
"Maybe you should kiss him, too?" Butters tells Cartman, hooking his pointer finger to the top of the brunette's boxers.
Cartman nods and walks over to Kenny, who shies away from him. He roughly cups his face in his hands and kisses him hard. At first, Kenny tries to pull away, but soon he's kissing back, amazed at how good Cartman tastes. If kissing Butters is like having a slice of strawberry shortcake, Cartman is chocolate with chili powder in it, and Kenny can't resist.
Kenny feels his bonds loosen and he breaks the kiss to see Butters behind him.
"I figured that meant you agree to this," Butters says, smiling.
He hugs Kenny from behind and the two kiss again. Cartman backs away and wipes his teeth with his tongue and bites his thumbnail. He watches as Butters climbs on top of Kenny again and unzips his pants.
Kenny kicks off his pants and turns to Cartman as Butters sucks on his neck.
"It's kind of weird just having you staring at us," he croaks out.
"Now you want me to join?" Cartman asks, a cackle to his voice.
"Eric told me he wants to watch us a little first," Butters explains.
He's completely flustered now.
"Why?" Kenny asks, turning to look Cartman up and down.
"Because you two are fucking perfect," Cartman says.
"Perfect how?" Kenny asks just before Butters covers his mouth with more kissing.
Cartman smirks and walks over to them. He sits on the bed and pulls Butters back so he's sitting on his lap. He fondles his chest, causing Butters to writhe in his arms. Kenny can't help but move forward and keep kissing Butters.
Kenny backs away and Butters is panting against Cartman. His arms are above his head as he runs his fingers through Cartman's hair.
"Eric has a type. And we fit it," Butters says, a little dazed by all the physical contact.
Kenny frowns at that, knowing exactly where this conversation is going.
"Blond. Blue eyes. Tall. You two are so fucking hot," Cartman says, reaching over to cup Kenny's cheek.
Kenny is disgusted, and he knows he should back out now, but he feels something rubbing over his underwear and looks down to see Butters foot stroking him.
"So hard," Butters teases. "I wanna see what it looks like!"
Butters pounces forward and Kenny falls back on his elbow. With Cartman lifting his legs, Butters is able to remove Kenny's boxers easily.
"That's a pretty nice dick, Kenny," Cartman is the first to remark.
Butters doesn't say anything, instead he lightly pokes the tip with his finger and grins when it twitches.
"I bet it tastes good too," Butters says, and before Kenny can object, his mouth is on it, sucking hard.
"Holy shit, Butters!" Kenny gasps.
"Yeah, he's pretty damn good at this," Cartman says, proudly.
Kenny has his eyes closed and head tilt back until he feel Butters gasp against his dick. He opens his eyes to see that Butters is now completely naked too, and Cartman has his face buried in his ass.
"Fuck," Kenny breathes, not exactly believing what he's seeing.
Cartman would never come across as a guy who throws rim jobs around.
Kenny is entranced by both the feeling of Butters' soft, moist mouth around his dick and how intensely Cartman is sucking Butters' anus. He can't take much more and with a grunt, cums into Butters mouth.
"Sorry," he murmurs when he sees Butters wipe his mouth.
"It's okay. And you do taste good," Butters says before screaming, "Eric!"
Cartman pulls away and wipes his own mouth.
"Did you cum?" He asks Butters when he sees the blond panting on his bed.
He turns Butters around and sees that his dick is soft.
"Awesome," Cartman says, full of self-satisfaction.
Kenny suddenly feels rather selfish when he sees Cartman's erection poke through his boxers.
"Do you want a blow job or something?" He asks Cartman.
Cartman shakes his head.
"I want something better," he answers.
Kenny is worried that means he wants to fuck him, but then Butters sits up, seemingly recovered.
"Eric wants us to double team him," Butters says, kissing Cartman's cheek.
"What?!" Kenny shouts, not believing that.
"Yeah, so you better fucking get hard again."
Getting hard again wasn't the issue for Kenny. He felt his dick twitch at the idea of double-teaming Cartman, but there lies the problem, that he actually wants to double team Cartman.
"How would this work exactly?" Kenny asks.
Butters shrugs and turns to look at Cartman expectantly.
"Do you mind if Kenny fucks me?" Cartman actually asks Butters.
"Of course not," Butters tells him, smiling.
Kenny cocks his eyebrow. So he's going to fuck Cartman, this was an interesting revelation. He stands up and stretches.
"Do you have any lube?" Kenny asks, turning back to them.
Butters giggles and points at the night stand next to the bed.
Kenny opens the drawer and takes out the bottle of lube he sees in there.
"No condoms?" He asks.
"No. Why? Do you have a venereal disease?" Cartman asks.
"No," Kenny replies, offended. "Do you?"
"We've only ever been with each other," Butters tells him.
Kenny accepts that response and moves to the foot of the bed.
"Do you want to be on your back or on all fours?" Butters asks Cartman.
By way or response, Cartman pushes forward so he's on all fours. Butters sits cross-legged in front of him and runs his hands through his hair before kissing him.
Kenny removes Cartman's boxers, causing the brunette to moan underneath him.
"You're so hard," Butters says, sounding concerned.
He kisses Cartman with more fervor now and whispers something to him that Kenny doesn't catch.
Kenny slicks up his fingers with lube and starts messaging Cartman's anus.
"You've done this before?" Cartman asks, turning back to look at him.
"Maybe," Kenny shrugs, not turning away from the task at hand.
Cartman chuckles.
"You can just go right in. I'm pretty loose as is," Cartman tells him.
"I can see that," Kenny says, already able to spread his anus quite far.
He sticks two fingers in and Cartman grunts.
"Feels good?" Butters asks him, and he nods meekly.
As Kenny continues moving his fingers inside of Cartman, the brunette yelps and buries his face in Butter's chest.
"Found it," Kenny tells Butters and the two smile at each other.
"Stop fucking around, I don't want fingers," Cartman gasps.
"How incredibly gay of you," Kenny says, pulling out his fingers.
He grabs the lube bottle again and lathers his dick with it.
"This is exciting," Butters says, still caressing Cartman's face.
Without any more ceremony, Kenny enters Cartman, who half grunts, half laughs.
"Good?" Butters asks, and again Cartman nods, is tongue sticking out.
Butters sits and watches as Kenny fucks Cartman and Cartman moans and grips the blanket underneath them tight. He sits up on his knees when the excitement turns into jealousy and he wants to reclaim Cartman as his.
He pushes his hips forward and trembles when Cartman's lips brush against his erection.
"You ready? You want this, right?" Butters asks, the softness in his voice gone and replaced by harshness.
Kenny feels Cartman squeeze down around him, and he internally laughs at the fact that a tough Butters can turn him on so much.
Cartman looks at Butters dick like it's a three course meal and he's starving. His tongue is still sticking out and he's moaning with every thrust Kenny gives, but suddenly all he can think about is having Butters in his mouth.
"I want it. I want your dick, Butters," Cartman begs, delirious and laughing an oddly erotic laugh.
Butters smiles and caresses Cartman's cheek with the back of his fingers. He then grabs his face suddenly and roughly thrusts his dick into his mouth.
Cartman makes gagging sounds, but Butters can feel him sucking his dick and goes faster. He looks up at Kenny and smirks.
Kenny smiles back at him and shakes his head.
"If you were going to get jealous, you never should have agreed to this," Kenny tells him, his own pace slowing down.
"Who's jealous?" Butters says.
He stops moving completely and Cartman paws at his hips and licks and sucks on his dick at his own pace now.
"Eric obviously loves my dick more," Butters says, petting Cartman's hair.
"Obviously," Kenny says sincerely.
Cartman better love Butters' dick more, they are going out.
Butters tries to stare Kenny down, but it fails when Cartman starts peeling back his foreskin gently with his teeth.
"Ah! Eric!" Butters moans, leaning forward.
Kenny takes the opportunity and leans forward to capture Butters' lips with his own.
"Don't get jealous," Kenny says when he pulls away. "Cartman feels awesome, and your kisses are surreal, but I never want to stand between you two."
Butters bites his lips and moans some more thanks to Cartman. He moves his hands from Cartman's head to Kenny's shoulders and pulls him in for more kissing.
As they continue kissing, all three cum. Butters falls back on the bed, sitting down against the headboard. Cartman has his arms loose around his waist, his head lying on Butter's thigh. He swallowed most of Butters' cum, but there was still a bit on his nose and cheeks. Kenny fell on top of Cartman and rested his head between the brunette's shoulder blades. The three were panting heavily, trying to regain their breath.
"That… Was fucking incredible," Cartman says.
Kenny snorts and Butters giggles.
Kenny pulls out of him and sees his cum dripping out of Cartman, and he kinda likes it.
"I never would have pegged you for a bottom," Kenny says, sitting up on his knees.
Cartman turns around so he's lying on his back, staring at Kenny. Butters rubs his chest and stomach with his hands and smiles.
"Yeah, Eric's a great bottom. He's an awesome top, too, but isn't being inside him the best?" Butters asks.
"It was," Kenny has to confess.
He stands up and puts on his underwear. The two boys on the bed are watching him.
"What are you doing?" Cartman asks.
"You guys had your little three way experience, I'm gone."
"Don't go, stay! This is a sleep over after all," Butters tells him as he watches him put on his pants.
"I don't want to wear out my welcome," Kenny says, looking at Butters.
Butters gently lifts Cartman's head off his thigh and moves a pillow under it. He stands up and walks towards Kenny. He throws his arms around his neck and pulls him in for a kiss.
"Stay. We want you to, right Eric?"
They both turn and Cartman nods his head as he stretches on the bed.
"You sure?" Kenny whispers so only Butters can hear.
He puts his hands on Butters' hips and leans in to kiss his neck.
"I'm sure," Butters replies.
Kenny pulls away and takes off his pants and underwear again. Butters goes and lies down next to Cartman while Kenny goes to the other side of the bed and lies down next to the brunette as well.
"Are you happy?" Butters asks Cartman as he curls into him and wipes his face clean.
Cartman has an arm over each of them and Butters has his left arm on Cartman's chest, his left leg hooked around the brunette's leg. Kenny has his right arm on Cartman's chest as well, but he has it extended so he can cup Butters' cheek with his hand. He also has a leg over Cartman's.
"So happy," Cartman says, eyes closed and a huge grin on his face.
Kenny leans back to grab the comforter that's on the floor and covers all three of them with it before lying back down in the position he was in before, only this time his hand is on Butters' hip.
"I have to admit, this didn't totally suck," Kenny says, kissing a drowsy Cartman on the cheek.
"No it did not," Butters agrees, curling deeper into Cartman and putting his arm over Kenny's.
The three drift off to sleep in this embrace, content in the night they shared together.
