Scream 563 : The Reunion
Will the Scream series EVER end?
On a serious note... Mr.Big.Idiot.In.Hollywood? Please
don't let anyone make Scream 4!

Plot:
Many, many years after Sidney was finally killed off, in
'Scream 479' ... the ghosts of everyone involved in
the first three Scream movies all turn up to a reunion disco.
Mayhem ensues...

Disclaimer:
I own nothing that has been taken from the Scream trilogy.
The only thing that's mine is the plot. And the title. And the
actual script, of course.

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Sidney buys herself a rum and coke and then walks over to her friend Randy.

Sidney: Hello. Are you still in a mood?
Randy: Scream 563? Are they ever gonna give up?
Sidney: Hey! Your dead! Do you have any idea how much running I've had to do all these years?
I'm like the healthiest person in the world!
Randy: You're dead too, bitch.

Randy hits Sid over the head with a baseball bat. Where'd that come from?

Gail and Dewey walk up and look down at Sid, who was lying motionless.

Gail: 'Bout time too. Well done, random dude!
Randy: My name is Janice.
Dewey: No its not.
Randy: It could be.

Tatum McPaige (wey! three people in one body!) walks over.

Tatum McPaige: What happened here?
Randy: Bam! Bitch went dahn!

OV: LINE!

Dewey: Where the frig did that come from?
OV: You heard nothing. Bizatch.
A giant hand enters the room from a hole in the roof nobody had previously noticed
Hand slaps Dewey
Dewey: Owww! (pause) What's a 'Bizatch'?
Hand slaps Dewey again. Hard.
Dewey falls to ground next to Sid.

OV: Bam! Bitch went dahn!

Random disco music begins to play. Gail, Randy and Tatum McPaige leave Dewey and Sid laying there.
In a corner of the room, Billy Loomis and Mrs. Loomis are having a "mother-son chat" - for old times!

Billy: So who did you enjoy killing most?

Ah, those strong parent-child bonds...

Elsewhere, the actresses Jennifer and Sarah are vying for the attention of Mickey Altieri. Neither of which
realize he is a psycho-pathic killer. Idiums.

Jennifer: He is mine!
Sarah: No, he is mine!

They're not being very subtle. Mickey looks on, amused.

Mickey: Which one of you do I get to kill first?

Sarah: Me!
Jennifer: No, me!

Stoopid, much?