Androphobia
Summary: Despite being a male himself, 15 years old Sawada Tsunayoshi is an androphobic. That's right, Tsuna is afraid of men. It's already bad enough that he's afraid of his own gender but his parents are now forcing him to go to an all-BOYs private school. God hates him. AU. All/Tsuna.
Disclaimer: I do not own this story. If I did, I wouldn't have to spend my time writing a fanfic.
Prologue: God Hates One Sawada Tsunayoshi
If, there is one thing Sawada Tsunayoshi is absolutely certain all his life is that God hates him.
Why?
Well, maybe it has something to go his with de-normal'ed life. You see, normal teenage boys don't inherit their mother's irresistible feminine beauty. Normal teenage boys weren't as timid and shy as a bunny. Normal teenage boys didn't have off-the-charts intelligence. Most normal teenage boys weren't groped, stalked, flashed, and almost raped – countless times – by perverted men at a young age. Normal teenage boys don't have to cosplay being a girl. Most importantly, normal teenage boys weren't afraid of their own gender.
But, God hates him.
Tsuna did inherit his mother's irresistible feminine beauty. Tsuna was as shy and timid as a bunny. Tsuna did have off-the-charts intelligence. Tsuna was groped, stalked, flashed, and almost raped – countless times – by perverted men at a young age. Tsuna did have to cosplay being a girl to get into an all girls school. Most importantly, Tsuna was afraid of his own gender.
To be specific, Tsuna was afraid of 10+ years old males that he didn't know for a very long time. So, that makes his father the only male that he can stand.
Sawada Tsunayoshi really did have a tragic life. Nothing good ever came out of his life. I mean, come on, he has to dress up as a girl so that he can avoid going to school with boys.
All the things he has to go through because of his stupid too-feminine-looks and off-the-chart intelligence. Tsuna knows he's whining but really, if you took a look at his f**k-up life, it would make you feel so much better about your own life.
At age 5, he could write and read perfectly unlike the other children; which made him a favorite among the preschool teachers. The bad part was that his intelligence and the fact that he was prettier than most girls made him a primary target for bullies. He was made fun of constantly and given ugly nicknames by his male classmates. While, the girls mostly just glare at him or ignore his very existence. This, of course, gave young Tsuna a deep trauma.
The seed of his phobia has been planted.
Then, when he grew older, he was constantly the target of perverts. Though, he got his overprotective father that made the perverts run for the hills.
The seed has begun to sprout.
But then, it got to the point where he was kidnapped. Tsuna was 8 at the time.
He would've been raped if the police didn't get there in time. The incident of that day would forever burn in his brain.
Buds has begun to form.
For the first few months, Tsuna became catatonic and would always wake up at night screaming for his father and mother to come save him. He was taken to a psychologist to treat his case of post-almost-rape-trauma. The psychologist advised his parents to give him space so that he could naturally heal with time. With that advice, his parents hired him a female private tutor to teach him.
He was homeschooled until he turned 12. By then, he had already finished his studies. He studied all the way. After so many years with knowledge as his best friend, Tsuna came to realize that his intelligence was not curse but a blessing. The other children were just jealous of his brains; it wasn't his fault. So, that just left his too-feminine looks; his looks would be the end of him. He just knew it.
Anyway, after he became enlighten, Tsuna became even more studious. He rarely went outside and had no interaction with the outside world. He liked the solitude and he could quench his thirst for knowledge without the fear of bullies and perverts trying to hurt him in some form. He was completely contented with this sort of lifestyle.
However, God hates him.
His parents deemed him ready for the outside world again; which he wasn't. They were planning to send him to Namimori Middle School to let Tsuna experience a normal life.
But Tsuna had other plans. He argued that he had already learned all he can and more. Plus, he already got all his diplomas that recognized him as a university graduate with honors and master degrees in different majors.
Of course, he won that argument. But, then, his mother turned on her irresistible charms and puppy-dog eyes that she knew would make people follow her every orders. Tsuna tried; he really did.
But, in the end, his mother won as always.
However, Tsuna insist to go to Midori Middle School. They were speechless, I mean, their son wants to go an all-girls' school. He had to explain to them that he is still disturbed by boys so by going to an all-girls' school he would by more prepared and Midori would be far more challenging for Tsuna than Namimori.
They reluctantly agreed. But when they brought him the Midori Private School's uniform, their worries flew out the window. His mother squealed and chatted endlessly with his father about how they could finally get a daughter.
Tsuna knew that his parents wanted another child, a girl preferably, but with the incident with Tsuna they've been too afraid. That's why Tsuna proposed this idea in the first place; you didn't actually think he would willingly wear a girl uniform with just the 'I'm too afraid of males right now', did you?
Though, when he saw the uniform, he began to form second thoughts. He really didn't want to wear a skirt. He wore enough skirts and dresses in the past. Maybe, it wasn't too late to change his mind. But, one look at his parents told him that it was too late.
Well, how bad could it be?
It wasn't bad. It was horrifying.
Midori didn't pose much of a challenge. He had to wear a skirt. Worse, boys seem to flock to him. Apparently, they really thought he was a girl. He didn't mind the confessions but seeing their depressed faces when he turns them down were like an arrow to his conscience. Damn, he was too nice.
Those parts weren't the horrifying part yet. Oh no. The horrifying part has something to do with one pushy Mochida. Mochida didn't understand what no meant. He wouldn't leave Tsuna alone no matter how many times she refused to go out with him. Of course, this led to an incident where Tsuna unconsciously embarrassed Mochida in front of his friends and the entire Midori population.
One event led to another. So, that incident led to Mochida and his friends ganging up on poor, poor, little Tsuna. But what they didn't know was that Iemitsu taught Tsuna self-defense. So, 10 seconds after they surrounded Tsuna, the 'girl' sent them flying to oblivion. Despite the fact that they never got the chance to actually touch Tsuna, Tsuna began to see all males as horny, uncontrollable animals.
The buds have bloom.
Twelve years old Sawada Tsunayoshi was now officially afraid of his own gender.
After that incident, his parents withdraw him from Midori and his secessions with his psychologist began again.
Two and a half years have pass since that day. Tsuna was now 15 and still bless with irresistible feminine beauty and still terribly afraid of males.
However, Tsuna like this life right now. Since, he finish his studies, Tsuna began to take on other hobbies. He learns how to cook, bake, and garden from his mother, Sawada Nana, chef extraordinaire. With his father, Tsuna learns how to fight and increase his tragic athletic skills. On his own, he plays videogames; exchange information online with other scholars, and learn. He absolutely loves his life. What not to like about his life right now? He was close to his parents, was doing what he loved, and he was at a place male-free (except for his dad, but he was an exception).
Tsuna seems to forget that God really hates him.
His parents have begun their get-Tsuna-to-interact-more-with-his-peers plan. With Tsuna's mother waterworks and his father pleas, Tsuna reluctantly agreed to go to school again. Tsuna really didn't want to wear a skirt again.
But what he didn't know was that, instead of enrolling him in Midori High School, they enroll him in Vongola High School, an all-BOYS' school.
Tsuna should have known that Midori didn't another selection of uniforms that has pants. He should have known to ask them about the school. He should have known the looks in his parents' eyes. He should have known why they decided to drive him to school, the both of them. He should have known why they were so jumpy in the car. He should have known why they given him their goodbye kisses and blessing on his first day of school in the car. He should have known why they took off the second his foot stood on the ground.
But, Tsuna didn't know. For someone with an IQ of 180+, he sure was naïve. Though, the only thing he was thinking of, when he black out on the spot in front of the school gates, was that everywhere he turns; he could only see males.
God really despises him.
Ok, I know I use a lot of but, though, and however but it was 3 in the morning. So, please excuse my lacks of words usage. Also, please review!
