Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters, so don't even try :D

I wrote this with my friend James, he's ginger, but yeah this is our crack story of Choji and Sakura! It has a whole chapter dedicated to Lemon! :O

"I don't know if I can do this, guys!" Sakura said to Naruto and Sasuke, looking at the huge expanse of trees ahead of her. "Sure you can Sakura-Chan!" Naruto yelled. She smiled warmly at him, he managed to get through the first exam so the second can't be that hard, but then she looked back at what was ahead. She gulped.

"Hn" Sasuke said. He looked like he didn't care what was in the forest. Sakura laughed uneasily and when Anko finished speaking they headed to get their scroll and sign paper-work. 'So that they can't be held responsible if we d-d-die?' Sakura thought, as she scanned the paper. She signed it shakily and stepped towards her gate behind Naruto and Sasuke.

"You'll be fine, nothing will happen!" Choji said in between mouthfuls when Sakura passed him. He must have seen her shaking, "Thanks Choji" she smiled, it was a small smile, but it was still there.

"Huff! Huff! Huff!" Sakura panted, and so did Naruto and Sasuke. They'd been running for quite a while and still hadn't come into contact with another team. "Where is everyone?" Naruto exclaimed. "How are we supposed to know, Naruto?" Sasuke snapped. Sakura sighed, even in such a scary place, with such an important task, they still managed to squabble. And then they stopped running, the sounds of other people ahead.

"Shh!" Sakura said. They jumped to the ground and stood behind some trees, able to see the others, but them unable to see their group.

"We need to find an earth scroll for our heaven scroll. We can't wait any longer" one of the members said. Bingo, they knew that that group had a heaven scroll and that was just what Sakura needed. She turned to the others, motioning for them to plan a surprise attack. Immediately they began to climb the trees they were behind and walk across the branches to where they were stood directly above the group below.

Then they jumped, landing in front of the squad. They obviously weren't very skilful, they didn't sense team 7's chakra. It was an easy snatch. They had the scroll in sight.

Ten minutes later and they had the scroll in their hands. "Now we need to head to the tower!" Naruto grinned. Sakura smiled and started running; the others following suit.

"We made it!" Naruto shouted, the tower was in sight. But by shouting, he just gave away their whereabouts. "Oops" was all he managed to say before being tackled down by a big blur of purple. "INO-PIG!" Sakura shouted.

"Ugh, what do you want, Bill-board brow? I just want to know where your scrolls are" Ino snorted.

Sakura could hear Shikamaru mumble, 'troublesome women', and the sound of crisp packets rustling was easy to identify too. Sakura looked around and saw Shikamaru and Choji off to one side. Then she looked back at Ino.

"Pig" was all she mumbled before turning around to fetch the boys and head to the tower once again.

"HEY?" Ino roared, charging towards Sakura, but before she could turn around Choji had run over and carried her away. "Sorry 'bout that Sakura-Chan" Choji said, sheepishly.

"It's okay" She replied, before climbing out of his arms and getting down.

Finally, the tower! Sakura and the others had reached it in time, along with a couple of other mishaps along the way, but she defiantly got there!

They stepped in side and opened the scrolls to see they summoned Kakashi-sensei. They were told what they needed to know and left.

"Ugh, these past few days have been a WRECK!" Naruto complained. He'd beaten Kiba, only by his rear end though. And Sasuke had battled Gaara. Man was he scary!

"I'm off then, need to train!" Sakura waved, walking to the training grounds. But when she got there, she saw Choji training.

"Hey, Choji!" Sakura smiled, "You know? I never really got to thank-you for saving my life in the forest of death! So thanks!" She beamed, Choji blushing a little.

"It's cool, you didn't deserve to be hurt by her anyway so…" Choji trailed off. It was getting pretty awkward now, so to break the ice, Sakura said, "Wanna train together?"

To which Choji nodded, and they began to spar.