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Joe, you can't do this to me! How can I break the news to mom? She'll strangle me with her bare hands because I let something happen to you. The paramedics are on the way, you just have to stay with me. Joe, look at me. Show me what the girls love. Let me see your eyes. Eyes Joe, let me see them.

Damn, it was all my fault. If I hadn't suggested that, never mind. Blaming myself won't do anything. I just have to try and keep him focussed.

Vanessa. Think of Vanessa Joe. All the times you've had. Think about how she'll be if you leave her behind. You can't do that to Vanessa Joe. It'll wreck her. She is so wonderful, you're so lucky to have a girl like that. Think of her in a few years if you don't make it. She'll have found someone to move on with, someone to go down the isle with. If you are dead, it won't be you.

It's not working. I have to think of something else. I'm losing him, I can't lose him.

Joe, I won't be able to continue living without you. I'll die if I don't have my little bro to keep me out of all the tough spots.

Cough, (whisper) cough x3

What? Joe, I didn't hear you?

"Geoff me" cough

What?

I'm not dying you idiot. (Cough cough) you are … cough…sitting … cough cough cough…on top of me.

I get off.

"Thank God. We fall off a three story building after a gun goes off, you land on top of me, and you think I was dying? You landed on my chest, I couldn't breathe, and it got a little hazy. But still you decided to dump the full force of your body on my chest. I thought you took lifesaving!"

Sorry?

"You better be." –evil death glare