Disclaimer - All rights belong to Teletoon, Cartoon Network, and the creators of TDI

Author's note: Just so people know, I'm more of an idea man then a writer. I've thought up nearly everything that's going to happen already. I'm keeping the songs. Some will stay the same, some will just be rewritten, and some will change completely.

Warning: For the first few chapters, there's a lot of skipping and copy/paste. Majority of the eliminations will be different, there's only a couple I choose to keep the same, and they're early. Try not to judge this fic at least until after you've read the Yukon chapter. If you're still not sure, the Amazon chapter is when this fic really starts taking on an identity of its own.


Episode 1 - Walk Like an Egyptian


We start at the top of a pyramid in Egypt. A certain A-type princess and Goth girl are deep in an argument over how to finish the challenge.

Chris uses a bull horn to get his voice over Courtney and Gwen's petty argument. "Oh kids~" A bell sounds in the area. "Recognize that sound? Time for whoever's not finished yet to give us a musical reprise!"

Furiously, everyone's favorite green mohawk wearing delinquent was the first to remark. "You said one song per episode!"

Chris smirks. "Yeah, and this is a reprise, not a new song. So if you don't sing, you're out! Now let's hear it!"

Before Courtney and Gwen could do a thing, Duncan snaps. "You know what? No!" He takes off down the side of the pyramid, dragging Gwen and Courtney along with him. "No, no, no, no, no, no! Three hours of these two squawking on this stupid pyramid, in this stupid heat, and you want me to sing? Forget it!"

"Dude, you have a contract."

Duncan pulls out a pocket knife, cutting himself free and threatening the host. "Eat it McLean!"

LeShawna decides to interfere. "They finished the challenge! Just stick him on a team, forget about your stupid song, and let us move on!" Agreements and insults are thrown at the host from the other contestants.

Chris throws his hands up in annoyed surrender. "Fine! I'll let it slide just this one time, but you guys owe me one more song by the end of the season!"

Duncan smirks. "We'll see."

"Yes, we will! Duncan, Gwen, and Courtney are now all part of team 3. Now that that's been resolved, who's not here yet?"


(Flash to inside the pyramid)

Our popular crazy redhead is running through the halls, carrying home-schooled prairie boy, both wrapped in bandages. "This is so cool! I've never been to a real mummy high school before! How's the food here? I remember at this one vampire school, everything tasted like blood! The time I spent there was totally some of the best of my life! Almost as fun as the werewolf school with all the meat, and the chew toys, and the moon howling, and the tail chasing, and the people maiming!"

Ezekiel groans at the torture. "mmfphfph! mmmmnnhph! mmphpph! meh!"

Izzy, in all her knowledge, interprets his words into something only she knew. "Oh, I know! Those zombie schools are all full of obnoxious snobs! You should totally show me around the school some more. I can tell we're going to get along great! Oh look, light!"

Ezekiel could only hope Izzy was going the right way. The sooner they finished this challenge, the sooner he can get away from Izzy. "Mmmphphph! mmmph! meh!"


(Flash to the group outside)

Izzy, carrying Ezekiel, comes running out of the pyramid. Chris's expression turns to relief. "Finally!"

Some of the other contestants are more worried with what Izzy is carrying. Her chubby boyfriend, Owen, screams as she approaches them. "Izzy, no!"

The know-it-all bookworm, Noah, hides behind Owen and yells. "You're carrying the undead!"

Izzy doesn't miss a beat. "I know! Isn't it awesome? He's going to introduce me to his mummy friends soon! I might have him bite me so I can join his undead crew!"

Ezekiel, having had enough, frees himself from her grasp and pulls the bandages off of his mouth. "Thanks for all the help ya knobs! Who knows what woulda happened if Izzy hadn't foond the exit, eh?"

Chris, not giving anyone time to respond to Ezekiel, finalizes the teams. "Izzy, you go join team -"

Harold interrupts with another of his interesting facts. "Talata, or three."

Chris continues, annoyed at the interruption. "And Ezekiel, surprised you made it this far, you can join team one." Ezekiel cheers. LeShawna rolls her eyes.

The Latin loverboy, Alejandro, is bothered by something. "Uno momento, Chris. Why do the other teams have more people then ours?"

Chris answers, seemingly prepared for the question. "Them's the breaks, my man. Maybe having less people will give you guys an advantage, or maybe it'll make things harder, it'll all come down to how well you work together." Some of the members of Team 2 are worried about their chances now. "Ok, now for names. Talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name. You have three minutes, while I enjoy this ice cream cone." Chris, magical as he is, pulls an ice cream cone out of nowhere.

Team 1 instantly cheers with a unanimous "Team Victory!" A golden trophy symbol appears over the team as their logo.

Team 3 at first is huddled together, but quickly pulls apart. Everyone, minus Duncan, cheers out "Team Amazon!" A pink female gender sign appears as their logo.


(Confession Cam)

Duncan - "My idea was way better. Team Pyro! I figured at least Izzy and Cody would side with me." *sigh* "Oh well, I'm an Amazon now, a manly Amazon, got it?"


Team 2 is having some troubles. "Team number 1, and number 2." "Ugh, this is hopeless. Come on guys." "Team gourmet dinner would be nice." But the fangirl, Sierra, gives the final word. "Got it! Team Chris is really, really, really, really hot!" The other members of the team immediately start shouting protests. Nonetheless, a blue logo with Chris's head appears for the team.

Chris beams at the team name. "Alright! Best team name ever! Now, here are your rewards. Team amazon, you win a camel!" Izzy seems the most happy with their prize. "Team Chris is really, really, really, really, really hot."

Alejandro rolls his eyes. "I think there were only four reallys. "

Not bothering to correct himself. "You win a goat." The goat finds that the most appropriate thing to do at the time, is to tackle Tyler right off his feet, sending him flying away from his team. "And Team Victory, here you go." He pulls out a stick and tosses it to the team.

Already annoyed at the host, LeShawna complains. "So the team that comes in last gets a camel, and we get a stick?"

"All will be explained, if I feel like it, next time! On Total...Drama...World Tour!"


Edit: Fixed up a lot of problems in this chapter. Man, did it look horrible before.

First one done, just one tiny change to note.

How will Duncan sticking around affect the challenge? Find out in the next chapter.