Me and my friend were talking on msn when he told me about a dream he had about him getting whipped with noodles. I decided to join that idea with Naruto, so enjoy this completely daft fanfic.

Warning: I don't know a lot about Naruto so i had to get my friend to help me with most of it, but he was trying to make it bonkers so if any of it doesn't make sense...blame the ginge! (That's his nickname i'm not being offensive to gingers)

This story is dedicated to Ginge!


Naruto versus Ramen

"Time to start the day! Believe it!" Naruto yelled as he stuck his chopsticks into his bowl of ramen. He took off his dog shaped night hat and placed it next to him on the table. He was about to eat when there was a knock on the door. "Who's at the door at this time?" Naruto moaned as he shuffled to the front door.

He yawned as he opened the front door. His eyes widened when he saw Kabuto standing there putting a rubber glove on. Naruto yelped as Kabuto pulled out a banana and began to slowly unpeel it. He quickly slammed the front door shut and hid under a table.

Naruto didn't realise that Orochimaru slithered under the front door and appeared beside him.

"Give me your body!" Orochimaru hissed.

Naruto screamed like a girl and crawled away from the table. Orouchimaru went after him as Naruto stood on a chair. Naruto, without thinking, grabbed his bowl of ramen and poured it on Orochimaru.

"No! I'm melting!" Orochimaru yelled as he began to melt on the floor.

"No!" Naruto shouted. He looked into his empty bowl. "That was BBQ flavour…my favourite!" He sniffed.

While Naruto began to cry, someone appeared behind him. He then felt something poke his butt.

"Thousand years of death!" Naruto heard Itachi shout down his ear.

Naruto lost his balance on the chair, causing him to fall into a pool of melted Orochimaru. "Argh!"

Itachi snickered as he stood behind Naruto with something long and thin in his hand. Naruto was about to stand up, but he fell back down when a burning sensation began on his butt.

"Ouch!" Naruto cried as he fell back down. He looked at Itachi's shadow and saw a whip in his hands. Naruto gulped before trying to crawl back under the table. He then stopped and began to sniff the air around him. "Why does it smell like BBQ ramen?" He then turned around to see that Itachi was holding a whip made out of Ramen. "No! The Ramen has turned against me! I thought that you were my friend!" Naruto cried as he was repeatedly whipped with the ramen. Tears rolled down his face as the ramen continued to strike him. With every strike, the pain grew worse and worse, and Naruto didn't want to fight it back. "My friend hates me!" Naruto yelled.

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"No, bad ramen, no!" Naruto muttered.

"Naruto wake up!" Iruka shouted down Naruto's ear.

"Gyaa!" Naruto quickly sat up. He looked up at Iruka, blinking several times. "Oh Hey, Iruka!"

"Naruto, why were you saying 'bad ramen' in your sleep?" Iruka asked as he placed a bowl of ramen in front of him.

Naruto glared down at the bowl of ramen. He quickly stood up. "No! Bad ramen!" Naruto shouted, pointing at the bowl of ramen. "Argh! Help! Bad ramen! Ramen whips! No!" Naruto screamed, running around in circles.

Iruka stared at Naruto like he was mental. He then looked down at the bowl of ramen in his hands, then looked back up at Naruto who hadn't stopped running. When Naruto was near him, he chucked the bowl of ramen at Naruto, causing him to stop running and fall flat on his face.

THE END


Well what did you think? Was it terrible? I'm sorry for it being bad (Hides under a rock) Feel free to review (Don't be mean if you're gonna tell me it's crap. At least explain how it's crap. Cause then it'll help me improve).