This is what would happen if the Naruto characters were auditioning to be in their own commercial.

Director: First commerical. Kisame your up!

Kisame: Fine.

Director: Action!

*Kisame is sitting in a chair as the camera man signals that Kisame is on air*

Kisame: Good morning Kohona! Are you tired of getting dry skin? Then use The Akastuki Skin Lotion! Its guaranteed to work and if it doesn't then thats your problem! If your interested in buying this horrible product then call 1-800-this-product-sucks.
Thats 1-800-this-product-sucks.

Director: Tell them what its made of!

Kisame: This product is made out of the finest fish oil in the all of Kohona! *pauses and gets angry* Fish oil! What the fuck!

Director: Kisame, follow the script!

Kisame: Make me bitch!

Director: *sigh*

Kisame: All I want to know is Who made this shit! I'm going to fucking kill the poor mother fucker who killed these fish for this shit!

Director: Kisame! Calm down!

Kisame: I'm being fucking serious! Tell me who made this! *throws the chair at the director*

Director: Security!

Itachi: *from offstage* I got this.

*Itachi walks onstage and hands Kisame something.*

Kisame: What's this?

Itachi: Just eat it.

Kisame: *takes a bite of it* This is good. *takes another bite and swallows* What is it?

Itachi: *Smirks* Its a fish stick.

Kisame: *looks at Itachi then at the fish stick then back at Itachi* a...a f...fish s...stick? *says staggering*

Itachi: *smirks again* yes a fish stick. Which is made from poorly treated Cod at some fish place where they kill the fish then clean them and package them. So people like you buy them and eat them.

Kisame: *drops the fish stick**yells* I don't eat fish! *lunges at Itachi and they start fighting*

*Kisame punches Itachi in the stomach but Itachi kicks Kisame off the stage. Itachi then walks off stage*

Director: I guess thats a wrap.