Disclaimer: Mega man is owned by capcom, i mean no harm to the mega man franchise, and have never actually played any mega man game, ever. Really.

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Long, long ago, back before graphics existed, live a freakshow named mega boy, but he grew up so now he's mega man and has adventures and stuff i guess, so then this happened.

"tra lalalala! I'm mega man and my life is awesome!" said mega man, then a piano fell on his arm and he was rushed to the hospital . Three hours later when he awoke he had a fucking laser cannon for an arm! And so he went on adventures and stuff.

One day he decided to go downtown and some old guy was there and he said,

"i'm old, and a dick, so i gonna build a bunch of robots to fight you cuz I'm jealous of your cool laser arm."

"ok buddy!" said mega man who proceeded to whoop the shit out of his pansy robots

"wahn! Now im sad" said the old guy.

The old guy then made a bunch more robots to fight mega man cuz he's a sore loser.

Mega man then said,

"welp, i got nothing else to do." so he fought the robots again and again for like 50 games.

The end