Just The Girl - Click Five

Mary is without a doubt the coldest and rudest person that I know.

She's cold and cruel but she knows what she's doing. And she is incredibly smart even if she hides it behind that tough girl exterior sometimes. She could talk a mob boss out of his guns and probably has done it before. She's just that kind of person.

But not surprisingly she is just the girl I've been looking for. Do you guys and girls want a list of the reasons I should hate her? Yes? Well here it is…

1- The more she ignores me the more I adore her. It's cute to me how she'll even try to stop looking at me, but at the same time it's incredibly annoying.

2- At the last Official marshals party that she had to attend she pushed me into the pool just so she could hitch a ride with me out of there. But the look on Stan's face the next morning did make up for it.

3- And when she sees that it's me on her caller I.D. she won't pick up the phone, she'd rather be alone.

4- Sometimes when I've had a really great day and everything has gone right she will say something knowing that it would ruin my great day. She does it on purpose.

5- She laughs at my dreams, claims that the reason I don't tell them to her is because I'm embarrassed by them when in truth it's her laughter that I dream about.

6- When we ride in the car and it's my turn to drive she always makes me buy her food from practically every gas station we stop at, then she proceeds to eat hers and mine.

So yea Mary is the Coldest and rudest person I know. And while she's a complete mystery to everyone else, I know her like the back of my hand. She likes to think that she can keep stuff from me but it comes out eventually and usually at the most inopportune times.

She's cold and she's cruel but I love her, I will always love her.

A/N- ok so I'm not that happy with this one but obviously I decided to post it anyway. If you review you get your very own "KISS IN A BOTTLE' straight from Marshal Mann's lips. And if you review within the next five minutes you get a second "KISS IN A BOTTLE" for free! Just pay shipping and handling.

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