Author's note: lol i'm crazy aren't i. Two MK crossovers? Aqua, are you crazy? yes, yes i am. I'm crazy ANYHOO! ok this is little bit on WHY everything happened! So the reason why everyone's fav big 3 greek kids are going on this crazy mission. How leo and Calypso got their hands on black dragon technology...uh...i don't know eithier! i'll ask them later. Don't own eithier BUT i own the reference where Leo talks about the Agni kai dude. The agni kai dude is Zuko from avatar who FOUGHT LEO IN LEO VALDEZ VS ZUKO, just google that and you'll see one of my DBs. Kay

PROLOGUE!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Two figures screamed. They were falling out of sky as well as a golden dragon.

"LEO VALDEZ!" one of the figures screamed. Her eyes flared with anger and regret, even IF she was an immortal nymph she was pretty sure that she wouldn't survive the animals that lived in this world. Leo began pulling stuff out of his tool belt.

"Spanner? Breath mints? Guns? huh? what's this?" the son of Hephaestus smirked, he pulled out a grapple hook.

"I never knew you HAD a grapple hook!" Calypso pointed out, raising an eyebrow.

"What can i say?" the fire-boy asked with a flirty wink to his immortal girlfriend.

"You're an idiot?" Calypso replied with a sarcastic roll of her eyes.

Valdez gave his girlfriend his signature wink and aimed the grapple hook.

"This thing's from the black dragon, i think...OH look! it's got the special forces symbol on it!"

"JUST SHOOT IT ALREADY!" Calypso screamed unexpectedly, after 5 minutes of falling her worries changed from her dying from the fall to her regret of dating to Leo. Leo aimed the grapple hook at a nearby branch and latched it to the wooden branch. In the nick of time he held Calypso's ankle and his girlfriend blushed as the loud clanking noise of festus crashing onto the ground.

"Couldn't you have held me somewhere else?" Calypso replied with a roll with her eyes.

"Well excuse me for not letting you fall to your death!" Leo replied with an equally cocky attitude. He slowly let down Calypso and ran towards his automan friend.

"No! festus! come on man! not again!" The Spanish teenager ran towards his dragon friend and knelt to him. The fall had generated large dents on the dragon's head and wings. Going back to camp halfblood wasn't an option unless he found a mechanic.

"Don't leave me! don't leave me!" Leo cried, Festus' eyes dimmed each minute before printing out one last message

- .- -.- . / ... ..- .-. . / -. - -. . / - ..-. / -.- - ..- .-. / -.- .. -.. ... / .. -. ... . .-. .. - / -.- - ..- .-. / -.-. - -.-. -.- -.- / .- - - .. - ..- -.. .

Suddenly Leo paused, he pulled out a wrench from his tool belt and bashed it against the dragon's head.

"WHAT KIND OF REQUEST IS THAT?!" he cursed, kicking and showing physical abuse to the poor dragon. Calypso grabbed Leo's waist and held him back.

"Don't worry Festus, i'll make sure he does..." she whispered, the dragon's eyes lost its glow and Leo sank to his knees and cried in his hands. Calypso hugged him before hearing something rustle in the leaves. The ex-nymph stood up and pulled Leo.

"Leo we need to leave." She ordered, Leo gave one longing look at Festus before nearly getting impaled by a giant shurikan thing.

"WOAH WHAT?!" the fire boy gasped. He saw a girl in yellow clothing and white eyes slowly sashay towards him and Calypso.

"kotal kahn must be very desperate." She mused before igniting her palms and throwing a punch into Leo's face, only to be caught by his hand.

"Lady, THIS is how you do it." He set his body on fire and tackles the woman down. "Hey sunshine, if you value you life so much GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

Calypso grabbed one of Leo's fighting hammers and took to the woods. She saw her beloved weaving under the dark-skinned girl's kicks and with his scrawny body on display...wait did he burn his clothes? AGAIN?!


"gotta find help, gotta find help, gotta find help." She whispered before running into another man. The guys wore a cowboy hat with a bandanna, his eyebags were as dark as Nyx's hair...no it can't be. Calypso dusted herself before looking at the man into the eyes.

"you should've died a long time ago," she pointed out.

"you should be on your island, Calypso." He replied, armed men surrounded him and Calypso. The nymph shut herself up, knowing that she would aggravate this person. A few minutes later, a mummified corpse that had a dark aura seemed to float in the air. Yeah you heard me right FLOAT.

"you know this girl, Erron Black?" The spirit mused.

"yeah, slept with her once." He reminisced to the time where he had pinned down Calypso to the bed.

"you mean the time when your dad came and kicked your balls?" The nymph replied with an eye roll. Suddenly Black recalled Apollo kicking him in the balls in his flashblack.

"sarcastic as ever Calypso, nice hammer. Never knew you had an eye for Hephaestus goodies." The cowboy pointed out, he moved his hand on Leo's hammer before the nymph stamped her foot. Vines appeared from the ground, which latched on his leg causing him to trip.

"LEO, LEO, LEO HELP!" She screamed before getting confronted by a bug queen.

"This one shall bring her head to the emperor," D'vorah hissed, she expanded her pincers and walked towards Calypso. Erron Black pulled his revolver and aimed it at d'vorah's head. "Pull your revolver away Black, she could be an ally of Mileena."

"No...she isn't. I slept with her." Black sighed,

"Firstly, i didn't sleep with you. Secondly, just because you slept with me doesn't mean I like you. Unlike Leo, YOU DIDN'T DITCH ME ON OGYGIA!" She fumed, stamping her feet on the ground. Black felt so tempted to pull the trigger and finish the job but...


Flashblack

"Alright...i guess you need to get back to your girlfriend." A more younger calypso sighed. She handed Black his revolvers and a silk bandanna.

"Huh what's this for?" He fastened the bandanna around his neck.

"So i can see those panda eyes of yours, oh yeah. Don't go around killing nymphs again." The nymph cooed before hugging him.

"but but..."He stuttered. Calypso pushed him on the raft.

"Alright, go! your girlfriend's waiting for you." She winked before the little raft floated into the ocean.


"Wait...but you're off ogygia." Erron stated before Calypso shot him a dirty look, getting killed wasn't the first thing she wanted to do.

"We will take her to Kotal Kahn." Ermac's green spirts flared with uncertainty and intimidation.

"We? Is your mother joining us?" Calypso returned with raising her eyebrows, well until her eyes widen and she collapsed on the floor.

"DAMNIT! I'M STARTING TO SOUND LIKE VALDEZ!" She cried, the outworld people were so shocked yet confused on her reaction that a nearby tumbleweed and a baraka head (don't ask me why it got there) drifted past them.

"Yeah...let's take her to kotal kahn." D'vorah muttered, being completely out of character.


"We'll need to take her back to Earthrealm." Black whispered to Kotal, the osh-tek emperor kept a close eye on the nymph as well as his employee.

"Why is she out of her island?" the emperor asked.

"because some KID decided to do it." the cowboy answered.

"That KID," Calypso began, she began walking towards Kotal Kahn and shooting dirty glares at him and her ex-lover "is my boyfriend. Leo Valdez." She paused for a moment, waiting for that part where Leo would burst on fire...too bad he wasn't there...where was Leo anyways?


SOMEWHERE ELSE!

Leo was kicked in the stomach yet again by the dark-skinned girl. He coughed out a bit of blood before ignite his body so she couldn't touch him.

"Ha ha! guess i'm too...HOT for you eh? baby?" Valdez smirked, he pulled his hammer and knocked it against her face. The woman did an acrobatic flip before landing on a branch. Leo pulled two curvey swords from his tool belt.

"oh right! souvenirs! from the agni kai dude." He recalled, he swung the swords twice before running towards the girl flipped backwards and kicked Leo in the chest.

"Be grateful that i did not punch you between the legs." She growled, preparing her fists.

"Hey that's not fair! i'm barely wearing any clothes!"Leo gestured to his mostly burnt clothes and only was in his blue boxers, the same ones he wore when Akmon and Passalos attacked the argo2. Suddenly something pounched on Leo, he found himself face to face with a feroucious pink woman with large teeth. Leo looked and saw a guy in purple regal robes.

"You're not from outworld." The woman remarked, Leo felt so tempted to say "no shit." but he didn't want his face to be eaten.

"Mileena , thank the elder gods-" the dark skinned girl rejoiced. Mileena pulled a sai and held it near Leo's head.

"Shut up tanya! i recognise that technology anywhere, are you one of Kano's lackies?" the hybrid crooned, licking Leo's face, seductively

where are your clothes, boy?" the regal guy demanded

"Woah woah! one question at a time guys," Leo ordered, he tried to be as friendly as possible. "Look, my clothes burnt up. And Kano, you mean that cyborg dude? i stole from him."

"Stole?" Tanya inquired.

"How did you get here?" Mileena hissed, her spit began dripping on Leo's face.

"If i say random swirly portal, would you take that as an excuse?" the demigod asked with a confident smirk.

"I like him~~" Tanya smiled, Mileena got off Leo and offered him a hand.

"What? you jump on me? flirt with me? try to stab me? and now wanna help me?" the boy asked with sarcasm, Mileena then threw one of her sais near to his leg. Leo got up himself.

"What is your name, child?" Mileena asked.

"First, i'm not a child, I'm 15. secondly, Name's Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme and son of Hephaestus."

"Ugh, another cage." The purple dude groaned. Mileena shot him a dirty look.

"I am Mileena, the former empress. The warrior you fought was Tanya and he is Rain." gesturing to the dark girl and the wary purple ninja dude.

"Riiiiight...so uh...can i get some clothes?" Leo said, covering his bits with embarrassment and realization. Mileena nodded before walking towards their camp.


"I'm going to camp halfblood." Erron stated, he opened a purple portal before someone grasped his shoulder. It was calypso.

"Wait, take me with you!" she pleaded

"Sure, let's get you crammed back on ogygia," He replied with a sarcastic tone. "I'll bring back percy, don't worry."

Before he entered the portal, he heard calypso whisper with venom. "i don't want percy anymore..i want leo."

Author's note: i like percy but i found it nice how Leo was bothered to take Calypso with him. I'm glad that Leo found his otp and doesn't have to go flirting with all the women he meets..well i hope he stopped. Fav/ follow/review no flames. Stay awesome and eat pocky!

Aqua out! map maba! Extra credit for those who can decipher the morse code! if you know the message, send it in the review and please please please! No mean reviews don't call me a moron and definitely don't call me a bitch