I know what he's doing in there. It's hard to miss, really, knowing who he is, what he is. I hear those sounds every day, and more than once a day, at that. I should be against the law; making those sounds, doing what he's doing, all when he knows I'm in the next room, when he knows I can hear every heavy breath, every strangled moan, every small mewl of pleasure. It should be a crime the way that Jimmy MacElroy washes his hair, but the biggest crime is that he never forgets to lock the bathroom door.