Our Kids Are Entertaining!

One day on Mount Olympus, the gods were greatly bored. Poseidon was even bored to tears. Then, Apollo had a brilliant idea. "Why don't we see what our kids are up to?" The gods agreed, and they did want to know what their kids did during the day. They decided that going to camp would be too risky, and ruin their quest of seeing a normal day, so they opened a portal and expanded it on Heph-T.V. "Who should we see first?" Athena mused, and the gods contemplated. Surprisingly, it was Aphrodite who answered. "Well, wouldn't most of them like Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, and Grover be together?" Everyone was shocked that she thought of a logical answer, when a random dude showed up on Olympus showed up, shouted "Whoa!" and disappeared. "Uh, who was that?" Zeus asked, and everyone else shrugged. "Well, lets get this party started!" Hermes randomly shouted.

Thalia was in her cabin doing nothing. "UGH! I'm so bored! Lets find something to do." She walked out her cabin and saw Percy walking outside and got a mischievous smile on her face. She skipped up to him and said "Hey Percy, watcha' doin'?" "Nothing" he answered quickly. "Going to see Annabeth?" Thalia said while smirking. "Maybe…" Percy said before bolting off to the beach.

"Hehe, I really have to think of more things to do to him. Shocking him just makes it obvious that I did it. But for now…" Thalia waved her hand in the air, and you could hear a yelp coming from Percy in the distance.

Poseidon was not very happy, Zeus was proud, Apollo was bored, and Athena was raging thinking of what her daughter and Percy were doing.

Thalia was skipping around when she saw the Stolls sneaking around suspiciously "Aha! Just the guys I was looking for. Hey Conner! Travis!" "Yeah Thalia?" They answered. "How do you think of pranks? I need some new ones." "Well," Conner started, "We make a list and add to it when inspiration strikes." Travis finished. "Hmm, well that's a great idea, thanks guys!" Thalia said, skipping away. "I need someone to help me with this list. Who to ask, who to ask? Hey Nico!"

The gods were still pretty bored, except for Hades, who was scared for the well-being of his son. Hermes was proud.

Now the screen showed the beach, with Percy and Annabeth. They seemed to be talking about strategies, and then Percy randomly went into the water. "Come in Wise Girl!" "No!" "Oh, you ARE going to come in!" The water reached up and grabbed Annabeth ankles, pulling her in. Percy made an air bubble around her head, and thay both smiled at each other.

"POSEIDON! Get your son away from my daughter!" "What! I don't control him. I don't like this either!" To try to get the gods to shut up, Hephaestus changed the view to Thalia and Nico.

They were huddled over a list, and then Nico shifted so that you could see the title:

Ways to Annoy and/or Hurt Percy

Steal Riptide

Mock him by make weird sounds-including Light saber sounds- with it

Try to turn Annabeth on him

Ask him how Rachel's doing in front of Annabeth

Ask him how Calypso's doing in front of Annabeth

Write I 3 Annabeth on everything he owns

Blast "Under the Sea" under his window early in the morning

Blast "I Won't Say I'm In Love" from Disney Hercules under his window early in the morning

Pay Rachel to stalk him

Call him Seaweed Brain, and when he tells you to stop, ask him why he lets Annabeth call him that

Laugh when he blushes

Go around singing Annabeth and Percy sitting in a tree…

Try to drown him (Oh, the irony)

Try to force him on an airplane

Laugh as he freaks out

Call him Perseus all the time

Ask him if he has gills

When he says no, ask him how he breathes underwater

Laugh as he gets confused

Run away before he can yell at you

Set dead armies/shock/set thunderstorms over his head randomly throughout the day

Shadow travel behind him and whisper Athena is watching you

Apply 22 except use Kronos

Change his ring tone to a custom one about Annabeth

Make it permanent

Laugh

Throw him into the Ares cabin while holding riptide

Throw him into the Aphrodite cabin while holding Riptide

When camp has seafood, ask him if " They're crying out to him"

If he says yes, ask him how he could be so cruel

Don't let him eat barbeque, since he loves it so much

Prank the Ares cabin and blame it on Percy

Laugh as they ambush him…Again

Bribe the nymphs into making all of Percy's food red

Tell the Athena cabin that Percy wants tutoring

Laugh as he is forced to learn

While he is being forced to learn, get the Aphrodite to give his cabin/clothes a makeover

Blame it on Clarisse

Laugh as he comes out of the Athena cabin dazed to find his own cabin pink

Laugh as he wears pink clothes to dinner, because that's all he owns

The list went on and on, and Poseidon was shocked as to how they could think of these things, Athena was furious about using Annabeth, Hermes was proud, Apollo thought it was funny, Zeus was amused, Hades was surprised about his son, and everyone else didn't care.

"Now lets put these to use" Thalia said evilly before the dinner bell sounded.

"I didn't know your daughter was so evil." Hades remarked to Zeus. Zeus just shrugged and looked proud.

Hey, it's me! Please review and give ideas on what should happen! I will most likely use them! Until Again!