"You… What?"

"Yes, Dave. I alchemized a whole room for you."

"You… You did it?"

"Yes, Dave," Rose deadpanned, glancing at Kanaya, who just shook her head.

He grabbed her upper arms and lifted her two inches off the ground, "You. Are. The. BEST. Ecto-thingy. Sister. Ever."

She scoffed, "I know."

He kissed her face and put her down, then hugged Kanaya, "And you're the best alien-vampire-wife thing to her ever."

"Um, why thank you, Dave. Please release me before I remove you."

He dropped her and was lead, nearly in tears, down to the room that they had filled. He fell to his knees and beheld the glory, "I-It's so beautiful…"

He grabbed a bottle of golden, pure apple juice and unscrewed it with trembling hands.

"I want you inside of me. I want all of you inside of me…" he whispered to the bottle as he drank one bottle in a single swig. He then grabbed another and another, downing them as he went, cooing things at them.

"… I told you that idea was a mistake," Kanaya said, nudging Rose.

"Well, at least we can indulge in our carnal desires without disruption."