Hip-Hop Wannabes

Summary: Kaiba is sick of losing duels to Yugi so he throws a contest....for RAPPING??? WTF? And what will happen when characters from Inuyasha and Yu Yu Hakusho join in? Get ready for rapping battles and heavy cursing!!

Chapter 1: Can't Stop Me....B

"I'm running out of ideas for our contests..." Kaiba said.
Mokuba danced to the music blaring on the radio. "I like big butts and I cannot lie!!" he yelled. The CEO raised an eyebrow at the audicious line. "Mokuba turn that nonsense off."
"Aw shut up, dawg." He started break-dancing.
Kaiba sweatdropped. Since when did he learn to break dance? he wondered.
"I need an idea, little brother." he said kindly, revolting at his tone. Normally, his kid brother was swayed by his sweet talk.
"I ain't helping your sorry ass with makin' a freakin' tournament. Home skillet, youse gotta face the music. Yugi gonna thug your dumb mother-fin' ass all the way back to Japan everytime."
"MOKUBA!!" he roared. "Don't you ever talk like that in this house you understand?!"
"O.K. my fella." the foul-mouthed kid went to the window and screamed at the top of his lungs. "Mother-fers!!"
Below the Japanese people shrugged. "Hip-hop got another one..." some muttered. "Kaiba Mokuba!" Kaiba Seto argued.
"No! I'm K-Z!! Call me K-Z!" he rebelled.
"Why?"
"It sounds pimpin'!"
"OUT!!!" "What?"
"Until you can talk normally you're out of here!"
"But dawg, er, brother you can't do that."
"Oh yeah I can! Cause I'm filthy-ass rich, home-skillet-biscuit!"
"G-g-g-g-g-g-g-UNIT!" (from Dave Chappelle. lol)
"G-g-g-g-g-g-good-BYE!"
And at that, Kaiba slammed the door. Mokuba was locked out. Into the new world.
"Oh f." he said.

End of chapter 1.
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