A/N: So I can get back to writing after months of being lazy as hell, I'm editing existing chapters.

The Nameless Merc

Venezuela: Solano's Villa: 10:45 AM

Fiona:"As you know, we are getting a new mercenary on the team, and he should be here soon."

Mattias:"he better have some nukes on him."

Ewan:"I wonder if he can fly helicopters…"

Eva:"This should be interesting."

Misha:"Now where did I put that vodka?"

*knock knock*

Mattias:*pulls out a pistol*"Who the hell is it?"

?:"Its me, the new merc."

Fiona:"Come on in, then."

The person in the door was no older than 30, and had long brown hair. His eyes looked black.
He had a P99 with a silencer, a Colt M1911A1, and an XM-8. He also had a Micro-Uzi, a hunting knife, and a katana with a black blade.
There was a scar running down his face, and had tattoos on both arms.
He had scars on his arms, and the ring finger on his left hand was missing.

Mattias:"So, what is your name, kid?"

?:"1: Don't ever call me kid. 2: I don't have one."

Mattias:"Stop bullshitting me."

?:"I seriously don't have a name."

Mattias:"So what the hell should we call you?"

?:"I really don't give a damn."

Mattias:"OK, kid."

?:"*Pulls the Colt M1911A1 out*I thought I told you to NEVER call me that."

Fiona:"No need to threaten each other,,,"

Mattias:"*Aims pistol at the new Merc*What? Are you ordering me? NOBODY orders me!"

Eva:"Something bad is about to happen,,,"

Ewan:"$10 on Mattias!"

?:"*Cocks pistol and aims at Mattias* Try me. "

Suddenly, the Villa stated to shake,,,

Mattias:"TANK!"

?:"Aw shit,,,*runs out the door*"

The rumbling soon stops

?:"Hey, its safe now!"

VZA Officer:"No, its not. *Aims pistol at Eva*"

*gunshot*

Eva:"*Looks to see the officer dead*What the hell?"

Fiona:"Is that the new merc?*looks to see the new merc holding a gun with a smoking barrel*"

Eva:"he saved my life... Of course I could have protected myself, but..."

?:"*drags body of VZA officer out of the villa**reenters the villa*"

?:"Well, I guess that's over."

Eva:"Seriously, what do we call you?"

?:"*Thinks* well, I don't really know. I can't remember my name.

Mattias:"Well, why not?"

?:"I have amnesia."

All except new mercenary:"WHAT!"

A/N: lolwut?