A/N: So I can get back to writing after months of being lazy as hell, I'm editing existing chapters.
The Nameless Merc
Venezuela: Solano's Villa: 10:45 AM
Fiona:"As you know, we are getting a new mercenary on the team, and he should be here soon."
Mattias:"he better have some nukes on him."
Ewan:"I wonder if he can fly helicopters…"
Eva:"This should be interesting."
Misha:"Now where did I put that vodka?"
*knock knock*
Mattias:*pulls out a pistol*"Who the hell is it?"
?:"Its me, the new merc."
Fiona:"Come on in, then."
The person in the door was no older than 30, and had long brown hair. His eyes looked black.
He had a P99 with a silencer, a Colt M1911A1, and an XM-8. He also had a Micro-Uzi, a hunting knife, and a katana with a black blade.
There was a scar running down his face, and had tattoos on both arms.
He had scars on his arms, and the ring finger on his left hand was missing.
Mattias:"So, what is your name, kid?"
?:"1: Don't ever call me kid. 2: I don't have one."
Mattias:"Stop bullshitting me."
?:"I seriously don't have a name."
Mattias:"So what the hell should we call you?"
?:"I really don't give a damn."
Mattias:"OK, kid."
?:"*Pulls the Colt M1911A1 out*I thought I told you to NEVER call me that."
Fiona:"No need to threaten each other,,,"
Mattias:"*Aims pistol at the new Merc*What? Are you ordering me? NOBODY orders me!"
Eva:"Something bad is about to happen,,,"
Ewan:"$10 on Mattias!"
?:"*Cocks pistol and aims at Mattias* Try me. "
Suddenly, the Villa stated to shake,,,
Mattias:"TANK!"
?:"Aw shit,,,*runs out the door*"
The rumbling soon stops
?:"Hey, its safe now!"
VZA Officer:"No, its not. *Aims pistol at Eva*"
*gunshot*
Eva:"*Looks to see the officer dead*What the hell?"
Fiona:"Is that the new merc?*looks to see the new merc holding a gun with a smoking barrel*"
Eva:"he saved my life... Of course I could have protected myself, but..."
?:"*drags body of VZA officer out of the villa**reenters the villa*"
?:"Well, I guess that's over."
Eva:"Seriously, what do we call you?"
?:"*Thinks* well, I don't really know. I can't remember my name.
Mattias:"Well, why not?"
?:"I have amnesia."
All except new mercenary:"WHAT!"
A/N: lolwut?
