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Don't mess with my monkSango and Miroku

(Sango) It was hard to find a man with nice warm hands, so I'm tellin' every girl let him fondle me, cause he's mine and I can't take no woman tryin' to bare his son, so I thought I had to let you know, find another monk to call Mir-o, cause now you're walkin' in federal Japan, and if he touches you, he'll be slapped

If you mess with my monk, I'm gonna be the one to throw the boomerang, got my cat, got my monk, so find your own and leave mine alone, don't mess with my monk, I'm gonna be the one to throw the boomerang, here is little advice for you, find your own monk

(Miroku) It was hard to find a girl that would let me fondle her, seem like a lot of demons tryin' me, cause they tryin' to kill my baby, oh, what the hell painter no, so now you really better hold on, messin' with my girl is bad for your health and so you know you will be sucked up, better find your own exterminator

If you mess with my exterminator, I'm gonna be the one to suck you up, got my hand, got my girl, so find your own and leave mine alone, don't mess with my exterminator, I'm gonna be the one to suck you up, here is little advice for you, find your own exterminator

(Sango) Girls, I'm warning you, if you want my monk, you should just keep away from us now now

(Miroku) And demons, I'm warnin' you, if you try to kill my girl, I suggest that I suck you up now now

(Sango) It was so hard to find a letcher with a hand like his, don't mess with my monk

(Miroku) It was so hard to find a girl that would let me fondle her, don't mess with my girl

(Sango) So was so hard to find a lecher with a hand like his, don't mess with my monk

(Miroku) So was so hard to find a girl that would let me fondle her, don't mess with my girl

(Sango) If you mess with my monk, I'm gonna be the one to throw the boomerang, got my cat, got my monk, so find your own and leave mine alone, don't mess with my monk, I'm gonna be the one to throw the boomerang, here is little advice for you, find your own monk

(Miroku) If you mess with my exterminator, I'm gonna be the one to suck you up, got my hand, got my girl, so find your own and leave mine alone, don't mess with my exterminator, I'm gonna be the one to suck you up, here is little advice for you, find your own exterminator