Draco Malfoy walked through Diagon Alley his head filled with thoughts. He had lost his job at the ministry, what else could he do? He had his son to support; Scorpious needed a father with money. His wife left him when he lost his job, he couldn't get money from her. What would he and Scorpious do? His head was filled to the brim, thoughts running through his head like squirrels. All he could do was run into the store in front of him when he saw a help wanted sign, his family couldn't, they wouldn't hit the poverty line.

Draco Malfoy slowly entered the store and what he saw amazed him. Candy, wands, hats, and more...

What kind of store was this?????

He looked closer and saw that this was a joke shop filled with no ordinary things. Candies sure, but these were candies that made you barf or candies that made your limbs swell. Joke wands, invisibility hats, this store was amazing. Nobody knew it but he had always had a craving for playing pranks. At Hogwarts as a boy he was forbidden from playing pranks, pure-blooded Slytherins couldn't lower themselves like that, the shot jinxes instead.

This was the perfect place to work, his son would get to see what he couldn't and they would make plenty of cash. Draco Malfoy head erupted with cheers of joy!

That was until he saw the shop owners...