The Bachelorettes
Prologue…Husbands, the "easy" way
An Inner-senshi fic____________________________________________________________________________________________
Notes:
-Senshi are 21
-Sailor Moon does not belong to me
-italics emphasizes
-'…' are thoughts
-AU/Crossover
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Genre: Parody-ish, Drama, Romance, Humor…
Summary: Feeling it as her duty as a "Love" goddess, Minako decides to take on helping all of her friends find love…by entering them all for a reality TV show, The Bachelorettes!
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The director brought the blow horn to his lips. "Anybody who wants to sign up please get in a single file line in front of Mr. Hanagashi." After several minutes, apparently he realized he was being ignored. His face turned red. "PEOPLE! GET IN A DAMN LINE!" At that loud screech, everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the man, wide-eyed. He was huffing and puffing. "Now if you all could just get into the damn line, we can start registering everyone," he said through clenched teeth. At that, everyone became noisy again. He banged his head on the wall. 'Why did I even take this job?'
They were however getting into the line. He sighed.
"All right, please fill this form. You too, sir. Here you go. Yes, everything that the form asks…mmhmm…uhh…no, we prefer your real name. We can't accept that! That can't be your real name…you aren't serious, are you? Who in their right mind would name their kid that?! All right, all right, just show me some I.D…I didn't mean to insult you."
The registration day lagged on with questions, of annoyance, repetition and pure, pure stupidity.
Of all the questions asked and answered, none was paid more attention to (well, hardly anyone paid any attention to the questions and answers) than the ultimate question that seemed to stop time itself.
It was but a simple, simple question. It would soon terrorize the whole registration office, however.
"Hey…all this signing up…who are the bachelorettes?" All eyes and ears turned to the blue-haired man who had brought up the question.
Chaos ensued.
"Yeah! I have to know!"
"You mean you don't wanna be signing up for some contest with some broods from outta nowhere?"
"Damn straight! I want some fine looking gals…"
"…not some ugly girls…"
"Idiots. Are the looks all you guys care about?"
"No, they have to be submissive, know who's boss…" said one man, counting off his requirements with his fingers.
"Chauvinist."
"All I'm saying is-"
"They better be fine enough to stand next to me…"
"But really…who the hell are they?"
All eyes turned to Hanagashi. He looked bewildered, frantically shaking his head. He did not want to handle this. He pointed to the director who was leaning peacefully on a wall. Within seconds, the poor man was being trampled until he managed to mutter "pictures… on… desk …over there…" He was timely saved.
Silence.
"Ohh…damn they're hot!"
"No shit! I'm entering this contest!"
"Lovely, lovely indeed."
"Mysterious…"
"I love blondes!"
"Violet eyes…"
"Raven-haired beauty!"
"Ohh, she's a tall one, all right!"
"I just totally adore blue hair!"
"Shit, they are all so good!"
"Yeah, I want them all! Heh-Heh!"
"So let's see…uh-huh! Hino Rei, Aino Minako, Mizuno Ami and Kino Makoto. So these are the bachelorettes."
After much observation, alas, everyone returned quietly (and completely intended on winning) to register. The director was relieved. At least he would have some peace for the day. He prayed and hoped with all he had that the show itself would not be as hectic as it was just now.
If he had known that most of these guys, although quite a group of bishonen, did not have steady girlfriends, he would have understood why they were going nuts.
They were, afterall a bunch of true bachelor bishonen. (Well most of them anyway.)
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A.N: Yeah, I know…I haven't even finished my other stories at all but I can't resist this…hehehe. I don't watch the bachelor or bachelorettes but the idea just popped into my head. Wouldn't it be funny and amusing? I thought and ho and behold, it's here! MWUAHAHAHAHA! At first I decided it was just gonna be Rei but then I decided, all the inner senshi, excluding Usagi should be included because they all deserve some embarrassment, amusement and entertainment and the guy of their dreams or husband.
Ah-hem, please, people! Please submit any anime guys or guys or couples that you would like to see! I already have a list but I need some more ideas and more guys entering the contest.
My list so far of the guys:
+Weiß Kreuz:
-Ran Fujimiya,
-Ken Hideki,
-Yohji Kudo
-Omi Tsukiyo (maybe?)
-any suggestions?
+Ronin Warriors:
-Seiji,
-Ryo,
-Kento,
-Shin,
-Touma
-any suggestions?
+Gundam Wing:
-Heero Yuy,
-Trowa Barton,
-Chang Wu Fei,
-Quatre,
-Duo Maxwell
-any suggestions?
+Fushigi Yûgi:
-Hotohori,
-Tasuki,
-Nuriko (maybe?)
-any suggestions?
+Yu-Gi-Oh:
-Yami Yugi
-any suggestions?
+Sailor Moon:
-Kunzite,
-Jadeite,
-Nephrite,
-Zoicite (these four might just be on the 'maybe' list; what do you think?)
+Other suggestions?
Grrr….i had a whole list…but I can't think of anymore right now! Any other suggestions, please put it in your review!! All right? Hopefully this will be an interesting story! Well, sorta-story anyway! Please review!! Thank you for reading! Email at fortyfthigh@hotmail.com [thescientist/a child]
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