A.N.: Just a spoofy little DRoP/SPN crossover. No angst or sobby feel good moments, but I hope you enjoy it.

Rukbat was high in the sky, casting its warm rays over Impala Weyr. On a jutting ledge, a bronze lounged, sunning his gargantuan form. There was a break in the Fall; it was nice to relax. His hide was freshly cleaned and oiled, and there was no taste of firestone on his tongue for the first time in sevendays. It was a good day to be a dragon.

Hey-yo! Rise and shine, Sammy!

An irritated red-orange whirled through his eye facets as he raised his head to glare at the brown that landed a few ledges away.

Don't call me Sammy. My name is Samth, Deanth.

Yeah, whatever. If dragons could roll their eyes, Deanth would have done so. You do know that that's my ledge you're on?

Oh, really? Samth half-rose, peering underneath his massive bulk. Funny. I don't see your name on it. What's wrong with the one you're on?

I want that one.

I was here first.

But I'm older. Both of their clutches had been sired by the same dragon and clutched by the same queen; a rare occurrence, given the fickle nature of golds in Flight. For some reason, the brown was annoyed that his "baby brother" was bigger.

So?

So, I want it.

Samth yawned widely, making himself more comfortable. Too bad. I'm not moving.

There was a long stretch of silence, followed by the faint rumble as Deanth flopped on his ledge. Finally, the brown spoke again. Bitra.

The monstrous bronze gave a draconic smile, opening one eye to peer at his brother. Tailfork.

A.N.: To those who don't know, Bitra/Bitran/Son of a Bitran is the Pernese equivalent of "bitch" and tailfork is where the dragon poop comes out, so basically the ass, which is the nearest equivalent of "jerk" I could come up with. I originally was gonna go with actually using the bitch/jerk routine, but decided to keep it Pern canon. Sue me.

Also, please no hate mail about my color choices. Yes, technically Dean should be a bronze instead of Sam, or they both should be, but come on: SAM'S A FRIGGIN' GIANT! I regret nothing.