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BOING!!

We left off with Joe, who just found out that his girlfriend, Christie, is in love with another man... although we don't believe that she was ever in love with Joe in the first place.

Joe's friends took him out to Marshall Law's new restaurant.

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How could she leave me like this? She said she loved me. Anyway, I gotta eat this pepper beef before it get's too cold. EW! What the f—

"Man, this food sucks!"

His friend agreed. "We have to pay for this?" All of a sudden, this Chinese guy comes up to him in a white suit... Bruce Lee? Nah... couldn't be.

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me, I said this food sucks! This pepper beef is too damn spic—!" Joe just got smacked upside his head.

Marshall tasted the food. "What are you talking about? This is good!" Someone smashed a bottle on his head, it was one of his idiot friends. Marshall only had one word to say. "...You!" He then proceeded to open a can of whoop-ass on those punks! "I can't stand hoodlums..." He walked away.

Next thing you know, Marshall China's out of business! Headlines say, "Factor was a lost cause." God only knows what that means.

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"Huh... huh... huh..."

"No, no, no. Put more ANGER into it!" He growled. "Whatatata-TA!" I think we got it.

"Huh... huh... huh..."

Seeing that this students were just lame and slow, he said, "Lower your stance a bit more and... BOING!"

          ~END~