First story. ZADR

I don't own invader zim... I'll start writing now.

Chapter 1

Dib glared at Zim's empty seat. Where is he? Maybe it had something to do with the fight the day before...

" Give me the CAMERA Dib STINK!"

"NEVER!" Wrestling for the camera, Dib ended up hovering above Zim, with the camera latched between Irken and human hands. Watch in the alien squirm under him, Dib felt different. He's been felling this way for a while. He had no idea what it meant to him, but Before he knew what he was doing, Dib planted a small kiss on Zim's cheek, then embarrassed, ran off. Without the camera.

"DIB! What was I just talking about?" Miss. Bitters asked sourly. Even after 5 years, they still managed to get the same teacher. Dib snapped back to reality

" Uh-um... doom and stuff-... yeah"

Instead of responding, Miss. Bitters scowled and continued talking about their "doom"

After what felt like hours, the final bell rang. Dib ran out of the class as fast as he could. Without a second thought, he started running in the direction of Zim's base. He knocked on the door.

" Awwwwww, big headed boy has come to play with us! YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Gir squealed

" my head's not big!" Dib protested. Dib then pushed Gir out of the way and asked

"Hey, is Zim here?"

"Yeeaaaaahh, MASTER! HI HEADED BOY HAS COME TO PLAY WITH US! WEEEEEEE!"

Gir started running around in circles with his arms flailing. Zim came in, grumbling and scratching his head. He wasn't wearing his disguise. Cute. Dib thought No! Not cute. My arch enemy cannot be cute!

"Dib STINK? Why are you here?

Why was he here?

"Well-um, you see... you weren't at school, so I um thought you were, you know, creating a scheme to take over the world and whatever."

"Not today."

"So then, what we're you doing?"

"Reaserch" Zim said bluntly.

"What for"

"The ' affection ' you showed Zim"

Dib blushed "Oh that. Well um you see... I wa-"

"Do you 'like' Zim?" Zim questioned.

"No! I mean no! No, no, no, NO! I'm just gunna..." Dib pointed hid thumbs at the door. Then he turned and ran out of the door, leaving poor zim upset. When Dib arrived at his house he say Gaz sitting on the couch, playing on her ps6. Dib Sat next to her and asked

"Do I look gay?"

"Mm hmmm" Gaz replied, not taking her eyes away from the screen"

"I do not!" Dib yelled

"Then why are you asking me?! So shut up and go away, because if you make me lose, I swear you'll regret it to your grave." Gaz scowled. With that, Dib trudged up to his room

" I do not like Zim!" Dib pouted to himself.

"Do I? No! That's insane! I do not,in any way, like Zim!" Not convinced, Dib faceplatedcon to his bed letting out a muffled scream. Somewhat like,

"arrrrrrrrgghhhrraaawwwrrrrr."