I do not own Disgaea it is owned by Nippon Ichi Software, Inc
Hello! Ivana here, this is a re-write of one of my older stories from another account I hope it will be much better. Anywho just read and enjoy!
Super quick note
-This story takes place after the end of the game where Mao is the new dean. As Mao and Beryl are 1578 (Fifteen in human years in my head) they are both turning 1978 (nineteen human years). Almaz and Sapphire can be in there twenty's.
Chapter 1
"Beryl what the hell is this?" Mao huffed as he looked up at his small childhood rival while dropping the colourful package he had been holding hard onto his desk.
"Huh? What do mean? It's a tie Mao you know; you put it around your neck? God I thought you were supposed to be smart." She huffed as well and put her tiny hands onto her small hips in a sassy motion and gave him a hard look.
"Gah! Did you just call me stupid? I know what it is stupid, the question I'm asking is who in their right mind would give me something like this!"
Beryl covered her ears with her hands to block out his loud screaming, but it wasn't helping much. She looked at his scowling face and tried to supress a giggle but it didn't work and soon she was full out laughing.
"Stop it! Stop laughing Beryl! You're wasting my time! If you haven't forgotten I am the Over lord and dean of this school, and I have better things to do then watch you laugh at me!"
"Oh geez Mao lighten up! It was a joke! I think I know you a bit better than that…"
"A….A joke?"
"Duh I'm a delinquent remember? My job is to bring joy and laughter to the entire staff and student body!" With this she gave him a big smile and stretched her arms out and began twirling around all over his office.
Mao stared at her speechless for a few seconds watching her twirl around. What was wrong with her? Was she even really a demon? Finally he spoke up. "You look like a dumbass right now you know..."
She stopped mid spin and looked at him.
"Hey! You don't have to be mean!" Her eyes turned red and she wagged her tail angrily from side to side.
"Well if you don't want to be insulted then maybe you should GET THE HELL OUT OFF MY OFFICE!
She covered her ears again. "Not so loud!" she wined and I'm going to go but first I want you to open your present!
"Huh are you stupid? I did open it! You got me a stupid tie!" He was really getting angry now. Who does she think she is? Playing games like that! Was she trying to trick him?
Beryl sighed. "Not that one the other one! Underneath the tie!"
"Huh?" he looked back own at the package he had discarded on his desk and picked it back up. He reached further in and sure enough there was something still in the box. Something cold. He took it out of the box and raised it to his face to examine it. It was a glass vial containing some sort of blue liquid that sloshed around the container. He smiled when he noticed that the cork on top was the same shape as that skull she always wore around her neck.
"Huh now this is better!" He smiled at her. "What is it?"
She smiled back and sat down on the chair opposite his desk and reached up a small hand to take the bottle from him.
"It's my very own concoction!" She smiled proudly. "I call it a super awake elixir! I've tested it on myself so don't worry it's perfectly safe! It lets you stay awake for three days with lots of energy and no negative side effects! I figured you'd like it so you could spend more time playing videogames!"
Huh…he though, it was certainly useful…but why was she giving this to him?
"Ok what's the deal Beryl? Are you trying to suck up to me and get a raise? Or are you trying to keep me busy so you can take my place as overlord?!"
"Huh…?" she stared at him blankly for a few seconds. "You really are a dummy! It's for your birthday you jerk!"
"My…what?" he stuttered
"Your birthday!" She repeated "wow you really have been busy to forget something like that…"
Did he really forget? How the hell could he do that? "GEOFFREY COME HERE!"
The demon butler immediately appeared in front of him.
"Yes young master?" he asked
"Don't give me any of that crap! How the hell could you not remind me that it was my birthday?"
" I beg your pardon young master but I did attempt to tell you several times this past week, but you always told me you were too busy playing "House of the dead" I believe it was…"
"That's Bullshit Geoffrey! That should have been your number one job!"
Beryl sat and watched the exchange for a few minutes before finally deciding she should probably leave before things got too heated (Heated as in Mao would probably attempt to set Geoffrey on fire…) and made her way towards the door.
"Hey Mao!" She called "Your welcome for the present, but make sure you don't forget my birthday next month!" She doubted her even heard her, as he was still fighting with his butler but she gave him a small smile anyway and exited the room, and began walking towards the next class she had to teach.
