Jack Sparrow Meets Miley Cyrus

(Starts at Tortuga in a side room of a bar. Shows MILEY and ROBIN in the room, MILEY is twerking and ROBIN is off to the side rolling his eyes. Enter JACK and WILL.)

WILL (has an oh-no-not-her look on his face): Oh, Jack, I want you to meet my, um, friend Miley Cyrus.

JACK (looks at her appalled for a minute, then back at WILL): Is it contagious?

(ROBIN snorts and tries to cover it up with a cough. MILEY looks at him and JACK confused, then carries on twerking.)

WILL (looking like he wants to laugh but is covering it up): No, Jack. Actually, that's her dance routine for her next music video. Robin Thicke is helping her.

JACK (now looking alarmed): Is this what pop culture has progressed to?

(ROBIN snorts again. MILEY glances at him warily.)

MILEY (pausing her twerking routine, to ROBIN): Do you have a cold?

JACK (somewhat slyly): That's not the least of your concerns. I think we should all focus on the unfortunate event that led us all here tonight.

WILL (glancing at JACK warily, like he's having second thoughts of introducing JACK to MILEY): What would that be?

JACK (whispering to WILL): Isn't it obvious? There's been a breakout at the mental asylum and the inmates are running amuck!

WILL (rolling eyes): Let's go, Jack.

JACK (sarcastically to MILEY as WILL pushes him out the door): We should do this again sometime…

MILEY (beaming as they leave): He seemed nice, huh, Robin?

ROBIN (turning away laughing): Yes. (Breaks into laughter again and can't stop, and finally leaves the room)

MILEY (looking bewildered): What is with everyone tonight? (Shrugs and keeps twerking)

THE END