Disclaimer: We, the People at Insanity Anime Corp., would like the say that any names recognized as those from another Anime/Manga do not belong to us. In fact, the only Characters that we do own are the ones we provide Character Profiles for. Please Note that all Character Profiles will not be as thorough as the fallowing ones provided. Please also note that all recognized Character's have been aged to fit the story. Sincerly, Luna Moonlite (Angelic Theif/Liv) Ryu Ayame (Mitsuki355) and Hanyou Deamon (Soul Theif at Large)

The Answering Machine

Character Profiles I:

Luna

Name: Luna Moonlite

Nickname: Lu

Gender: Female...duh

Age: Don't ask...you don't wanna know, but by looks, about 22

Race: She claims to be a fallen angel, but recent events have told her that she was a Lower Goddess of the Realm of Chaos (You'll find out later...way later)

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 132

Hair Color: Auburn

Eye Color: Amethyst

Hair Style: It's cut short, reaches the bottom of her neck. It's straight, not that fancy really.

Build: She's slinder but curvy and built like a model, simply lacks the height.

Good at: Destroying things, causing chaos, taking care of her "family". Keeping Hanyou in check at all times.

Bad at: Calming down once she's been pushed over the edge, which isn't very hard..

Likes: Keeping a clean home, taking care of her "family", provoking Hanyou just so she can have a fight.

Dislikes: When people uninvitedly bardge into her life and or home, Malik Ishtar, The Goddess Arirs, Edward Elric, and people who waste her time.

Personality: She's cold right down to the very bone and doesn't honostly care about anything or anyone but her "family". But she does have her more compassionate moments where she is willing to help and except others. This doesn't happen often. If she doesn't like someone she will let them know, and personally introduce them to her favorite battleaxe...face first.

Hanyou

Name: Hanyou Deamon

Nickname: Han (Not that anyone can get away with calling her that other then Luna and Ryu)

Gender: Yep, she's a guy, no not really. DON'T HURT ME HANYOU!

Age: We haven't been able to figure it out yet...it's been so long. But she looks at least 21

Race: Wolf Demon, plane and simple

Height: 5'6" (Don't talk about her height or it shall be the last thing you ever do)

Weight: 124

Hair Color: Black with red highlights

Eye color: Dark purple

Hair Style: Her heair is somewhat long, reaching to the middle of her back and is usually braided.

Build: She has an average build that she hides behind baggy t-shirts and pants...and when she is forced to show off what she has, you will find that she is well endowed.

Good at: Pissing people off, fighting getting into trouble, getting out of trouble, and beating the crap out of people.

Bad at: Keeping a reign on her very short temper.

Likes: Fighting, erm...fighting...causing disruption...makeing people mad...especially Luna...and yeah...

Dislikes: Too many things to mention...

Personality: She doesn't like people. She has a horrible temper and can't quite control it. She finds joy in torching people as that was what happened to her when Luna banished her to be tortured for all eternity (Erm, yes it will be explained). She doesn't listen to anyone but Edward Elric, sometimes Luna, and very rarely Ryu.

Ryu

Name: Ryu Ayame

Nickname: Ry (or in Luna's case Rinnie Roo Roo)

Gender: Fe-freaken-male!

Age: ...19? We don't know much about her past (Or at least we're not supposed to know) and so yeah...

Race: Erm...Ryu doesn't know this yet, but she's an Angel kidnapped by Death and then somehow manged to make it to Earth from the Dead Realm and lost all memory. It wasn't Luna's fault that she was curious and knows too much about everyone's life...

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 138

Hair Color: Black with electric blue streaks

Eye Color: Turquise

Hair Style: Cut extreamly short, around her ears...she likes short hair.

Build: She's tall, slim somewhat curvy and athletic looking. Doesn't mean she is...but that's the way she looks.

Good at: Careing for others, making people smile or happy. Calming down Luna and Hanyou.

Bad at: Showing her true emotions

Likes: having fun, taking care of her family and makeing them happy. And in the seceret of her home planing a tortuse death for someone who crossed her.

Dislikes: When people pry into her life, (Other then her family) being told she's weak, standing by helplessly.

Personality: At first glance you would think this girl was shy and doesn't have a harmful bone in her body. Second glance same thing. In fact, just to look at her you wouldn't believe this girl could acutally beat the crap out of you. Once you get past the shy and queit extiror...you'll be sorry. She doesn't shut up and she has these dark mysterious powers that are as scary as hell it self! But yeah...that's Ryu for you...(She's the scariest one of us...she's got the sutble way of killing.../shudders/)

A/N: And that's the three main Characters from The Answering Machine. The story will revolve around our lives, Mine (Luna), Hanyou's and Ryu's. All the other character's that will be introduced later on in the story are just people. They may be part of or lives but...not a big part of the story. Chapter one will not have Ryu in it though, as she does not come into this until far later. And also, this story will be written in diolect. Exaple:

Hanyou: LUNA! Are you done yet! Freaken A, you should have had this posted so freaken long ago!

Ryu: you have to take orders from Hanyou (laughes)

Luna: I KILL YOU (chases Ryu around the house)

And so on an so forth. That is why you have gotten character profiles for everything . Thank you for your cooperation!

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