Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing. Kohta Hirano does.
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The hustling and bustling of anime crazy teenagers around Alucard was making him irritable. And for the hundredth time that night, he questioned his insanity.
Why in the seven levels of hell did he allow his ditzy, big chest, twittering fledgling who was only recently out of her teenage years to convince him to attend an anime convention?
Him, a vampire, and not just ANY vampire, but the vampire king himself who was old enough to be her ancestor.
Alucard scowled, disgusted, at the back of Seras Victoria. Her fault, if he ever got screamed at by Integra, it was the younger vampire's fault. The younger ones were always spared from the scoldings.
Haruhi Suzumiya from Melancholy of whatever. The character Seras was cosplaying.
Lucky for her he snarled silently. She's not the one dressed like an idiot.
Yes, his idiot fledgling had forced him to cosplay as Ai Enma from Jigoku Shoujo. Damn Walter for showing her that World War 2 photo!
He had to wear akimono. A kimono of all things!
Then the police girl just had to go to Integra. Integra, who would have gladly assisted anyone in the tormenting of her servant, HIM!
So there he was, in hisGirlycard form and wearing a damn kimono.
The only good thing was that he was allowed to keep his red eyes.
But that didn't help the fact that every other boy or girl fan of Jigoku Shoujo wanted to take a photo (or photos) cause of how realistic his costume was.
Nope, it definitely made it a whole lot worst.
His jaw dropped as he spotted a group of Cloud Strifes, all carrying mega large replicas of the Buster Sword.
WHAT… THE… HELL?!
Yes, he caught sight of the French pig, whom Seras had dragged in as well.
WHY THE HELL IS HE COSPLAYING ALUCARD FROM CASTLEVANIA?!
And if you're wondering how he knew, the vampire had stumbled across his fledgling's stack of anime and games.
"Hey master!"
Seras giggled upon seeing her master. You don't see the first of all vampires in hisGirlycard form everyday.
"Why does he get to cosplay Alucard and I don't?!" Alucard spluttered furiously, pointing an accusing finger at the captain of the Wild Geese.
Seras shrugged, replying nonchalantly, "Mr. Bernadotte has long blond hair."
Alucard continued to splutter indignantly as Seras ran away, interest caught by something else.
Someone's gonna pay for this!
