Authors Note: Number two in a series of Christmas song parodies related to Dragon Age.

Dragon Age, Bioware, blah, blah, blah.


I'm Dreaming of a Thedas Christmas

I'm dreaming of a Thedas Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know.
With King Maric ruling
and Loghain drooling
to be Queen Rowan's beau.

I'm dreaming of a Thedas Christmas
with every darkspawn that's in sight
Wishing for days nightmare – free, and bright!
And the days when there was not a blight.