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A/N: Mary-Sue parody. So don't send me angry flames saying 'Omg ur character is so marysue! i hate ur story u should delete it!'

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Fresh autumn leaves crunched under the girl's feet as she weaved her way through the bushes. Her gleaming black hair fell reached her waist and dark crimson eyes stared from behind a leafy bush.

OMG!!!111!oneoneone!!shiftshift!two2!! It was the awesome Mary Sue character of the story! She was like, stronger than Itachi and stuff and Sasuke was like, in love with her. And he like, thought she was really hot even though they met like five seconds ago. And he's like an angsty bastard and it's medically impossible to fall in love. And she like, wanted to kill Sakura since she was like, so annoying.

Sakura sat in the clearing, taking a break from her training and eating lunch.

She grabbed a kunai from her holster and threw it at Sakura. Of course, Sakura is a NINJA and she noticed when a girl flew from the bushes and hurled a kunai at her. She stepped to the right and the kunai flew past her and embedded itself in the tree. Sakura of course, was very confused.

Why was this strange girl throwing kunai at her and shrieking inaudible phrases? And to mention, the weirdo psycho freak had the aim of a retarded monkey. Even if Sakura hadn't stepped to the side, the kunai would have missed her by at least twenty yards.

"I'M LIKE, FREDFRED BURGER UZUMAKI! LIKE, I'M IN THE AKATSUKI! I'M GOING TO LIKE, KILL YOU!" she shrieked while flailing her arms around like a dying carp.

Sakura decided that this girl was not right in the head. So she picked up the kunai and handed it to her. But along with being messed up mentally, her hand eye coordination very much resembled mine during a game of soccer.

Instead of placing it back in her holster Fredfred Burger tried to throw it at Sakura again but managed to stab herself in the eye.

"ARGH! YOU BITCH! YOU STABBED ME IN THE EYE!"

But suddenly, Fredfred Burger pulled the kunai out of her eye and started to evilly cackle.

"BUAHAHAHAH! BWUHUHUHUHU! BWEHEHEHEH! BWEEHEEHEEHEEH!"

Sakura was shocked. She hadn't seen someone this crazy since her estranged aunt Bobbers had passed away.

"You can't beat me! I'm Fredfred Burger Uzumaki! I am a container for six demons!"

Suddenly, every Naruto character ever drawn appeared in the little clearing and gasped and then nodded like they understood. Then, they scurried off to go do whatever they were doing.

Fredfred Burger continued on to explain her tragic past. "I was shunned by everyone! And then, my older brother saw that I was to strong and killed my family. He was going to kill me but I was so powerful, I stopped him!"

Again, all the characters reappeared. Then, they gasped and nodded. They disappeared again.

Sakura grabbed the girl's arm and attempted to drag her to the hospital while Fredfred Burger screamed about how Sakura was going to "get it" from the Akatsuki.

Suddenly Sasuke pranced into the clearing and started shrieking like a little girl.

"LET MY FREDDIFRED BURGER-HONEY-PIE-SWEETIE GO!!!"

Then, Sakura realized she was in Mary Sue world.

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A/N: I luffs Fredfred Burger. Not the mary-sue Fredfred Burger. The Cartoon Network Fredfred Burger. I just luff his name.