On the first day of Christmas fan fiction gave to me~ an account filled with bad self-inserts~.

On the second day of Christmas fan fiction gave to me~ two socially anxious pervs and an account filled with bad self-inserts~.

On the third day of Christmas fan fiction gave to me~ three Naruto fan fics, two socially anxious pervs, and an account filled with bad self-inserts~.

On the fourth day of Christmas fan fiction gave to me~ four black haired OC'S, three Naruto fan fics, two socially anxious pervs, and an account filled with bad self-inserts~.

On the fifth day of Christmas fan fiction gave to me~ FIIVVEE, YEARS OF FANDOM AGONY~, four black haired OC'S, three Naruto fan fics, two socially anxious pervs, and an account filled with bad self-inserts~.

On the sixth day of Christmas fan fiction gave to me~ six Akatsuki OC'S, FIIVVEE, YEARS OF FANDOM AGONY~, four black haired OC'S, three Naruto fan fics, two socially anxious pervs, and an account filled with bad self-inserts~.

On the seventh day of Christmas fan fiction gave to me~ seven unpublished first chapters, six Akatsuki OC'S, FIIVVEE, YEARS OF FANDOM AGONY~, four black haired OC'S, three Naruto fan fics, two socially anxious pervs, and an account filled with bad self-inserts~.

On the eighth day of Christmas fan fiction gave to me~ eight one chapter stories, seven unpublished first chapters, six Akatsuki OC'S, FIIVVEE, YEARS OF FANDOM AGONY~, four black haired OC'S, three Naruto fan fics, two socially anxious pervs, and an account filled with bad self-inserts~.

On the ninth day of Christmas fan fiction gave to me~ nine months of hiatus, eight one chapter stories, seven unpublished first chapters, six Akatsuki OC'S, FIIVVEE, YEARS OF FANDOM AGONY~, four black haired OC'S, three Naruto fan fics, two socially anxious pervs, and an account filled with bad self-inserts~.

On the tenth day of Christmas fan fiction gave to me~ ten fics I want gone, nine months of hiatus, eight one chapter stories, seven unpublished first chapters, six Akatsuki OC'S, FIIVVEE, YEARS OF FANDOM AGONY~, four black haired OC'S, three Naruto fan fics, two socially anxious pervs, and an account filled with bad self-inserts~.

On the eleventh day of Christmas fan fiction gave to me~ eleven plus fan fics, ten fics I want gone, nine months of hiatus, eight one chapter stories, seven unpublished first chapters, six Akatsuki OC'S, FIIVVEE, YEARS OF FANDOM AGONY~, four black haired OC'S, three Naruto fan fics, two socially anxious pervs, and an account filled with bad self-inserts~.

On the twelfth day of Christmas fan fiction gave to me~ 12 OC'S total, eleven plus fan fics, ten fics I want gone, nine months of hiatus, eight one chapter stories, seven unpublished first chapters, six Akatsuki OC'S, FIIVVEE, YEARS OF FANDOM AGONY~, four black haired OC'S, three Naruto fan fics, two socially anxious pervs, AND AN ACCOUNT FILLED WITH REALLY BAD SELF INSERTS~~~!

Happy Kwanzaa, happy second day of Hanukkah, and Merry Christmas, to everyone that celebrates those holidays.