Bold=authors thoughts
1: Tell him Katara is pregenant. If he doesn't faint, tell him its with Zuko. If he doesn't faint, tell him just kidding, and just kidding about the just kidding before. He will be thinking about so many things he will faint.
2: Tatoo a picture of any of his ex-girlfriends on his forhead.
3: Burn his favorite foods.
4: Convert Aang and Mai (duh) into Zutarians.
5: Then convince Aang and Mai to convince Zuko and Katara to kiss in front of Sokka.
6: Convince everybody that Sokka has a crush on Azula (Who just came out of the psicoatrist, good as new)
7: Blame everything possible on Sokka's instincts
Sokka: Who thought it was okay to create Zutara?
Aang: Sokkas instincts.
8: Film newly formed couple of Zuko and Katara having _, and force Sokka to watch it.
Sokka: Why do people even like this! It gives me the oogies!
Mai: It's interesting!
*Whole Gaang nods, even Momo and Appa, but Sokka*
9: eat all the meat before Sokka gets there
10: then blame it on Sokkas instincts
11: Create a massacre of pics of Zutara on Devianart
12: And post it them all on Facebook
13: And name the creator ''Sokkas Instincts''
14: Create a fake sword for Sokka
15: Date Sokka's girlfriend
16: Get facial hair to go with it
Sokka: I cant compete with a guy with facial hair!
17: follow Sokka everywhere
18: When he goes insane, put on a Sokka's instincts shirt.
19: Read all M Zutara fanfics to Sokka
20: Read all M Tokka fanfics to Sokka and Toph for added anoyingness
21: Read all M Suko fanfics to Sokka.
22: Dye his ponytail pink
23: Shave his ponytail
24: Draw an arrow on his head with permanent marker
25: Show Sokka a video of Azula saying ''I love you''.
26: Hack his fanfiction account
27: Rename it Sokkas instincts
28: Put on a picture of him flirting with a girl
29: Rename all his usernames Sokka's instincts
30: Give the Gaang a bunch of Zutara clothes for Christmas.
31: Announce that Zuko and Katara are getting married.
32: Put butter in his shoes
33: Call him a ''no bender''
34: Or ponytail
35: Kidnap him and tell him he got kidnapped by girls
Sokka: Not again…
ParasiTeGuesT: Yes Again…
36: Give him his favorite all star converse, but mark them with Z+K in a heart.
37: Mark all his Posters with Z+K=3.
38: Convince Aang to date Mai to shield Sokka from her
39: Have Haru and Azula kiss infront of Sokka so he knows he cant hit on that babe
40: Give Sokka a map to ''free meat'' but in reality it's just Zuko and Katara making out
41: Push Sokka into a fountain with Azula
42: Destroy his watchtower
43: Have him drink cactus juice
44: Have all escuses come from natural curiosities and Sokka's instincts.
45: Always text Sokka ''Smochie smochie, Someone called Sokka is in love"
46: Always symbolize danger to Sokka by holding up a fluffy bunny.
47: Always have him eat the nuts.
48: After all of this he will suicide
49: Stop him by saying ''Yue is back to her human form''
50: Rinse and repeat 1-49
51: Review
