Name: Metal Black
Species: Metal Sonic
Age: 25
Height: 3'3"
Weight: Somewhere around 80 pounds
Color: Jet Black
Eye Color: Blue with a hint of gray
Outfit: Green T-Shirt, Wrangler jeans (light blue), Foster Grant sunglasses (Agent Smith/Matix-ish style), Stainless steel cross on military chain, Tan Brahma work boots, Stainless steel divers watch, Black stocking cap
Occupation: Video game character, Photojournalist
Favorite Movie: The Boondock Saints
Favorite Christmas Movie: Die Hard
Favorite Actor: Jason Statham
Favorite Song: Sad But True by Metallica
Favorite Christmas Song: The Twelve Pains of Christmas
Favorite Solo Artist: Eminem
Favorite Band: Shinedown
Favorite Video Game: Postal 2
Favorite TV Show: World's Dumbest
Favorite Cartoon: Tom and Jerry
Favorite Book: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
Favorite Author: Stephen King
Favorite Comedian: Louis C.K.
Favorite Website: YouTube
Favorite Holiday: Christmas
Favorite Food: Calamari
Favorite Drink: Diet Coke
Favorite Liquor: Chivas Regal 12-Year Scotch
Favorite Restaurant: Olive Garden
Favorite Fast Food Joint: McDonalds
Favorite Bar: Cheers
Best Friend: Sonic the Hedgehog
Quotes: "Does it look like I know?" "Man, fuck off." "FUCKIN' BLOW ME!" "I'd kill for a bottle of Stoli right now." "You can take your 'charming accent' and shove it up your ass." "I'm going to rip that smug moustache off and shove it so far up your fat ass you'll need to open your fat fucking face to shave." "I'm having second thoughts." "HA!" "You're a retard, you know that?" "Don't be a dick." "I. Don't. Even. Want. to. Fucking. Know." "The fuck are you doing?" "NO, DON'T DO THAT, YOU NASTY-ASS FUCK!" "Touch me again and I'll punt you into next week." "Do that shit one more FUCKING time and I will throw you off the roof." "You asshole." "Why me?" "This is a bad plan. Just saying." "I'll bet Postal Dude never had these problems with Vince Desi." "You suck." "Don't be an ass." "Have you been smoking crack?" "ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW?" "BEEN DRINKIN' AGAIN, HAVE YA?" "I need a drink, a smoke, and a bullet to the head." "How did I get roped into this mess again?" "Yeah, sure." "Whatever." "Does it look like I give two fucks?" "Fuck me..." "FUCK!" "Ah, tits." "Nice knockers." "Hit me again, see what happens." "We've established this." "I hate you so very much right now." "Got a present for ya!" "Yo, fuckhead, knock knock!"
