Name: Metal Black

Species: Metal Sonic

Age: 25

Height: 3'3"

Weight: Somewhere around 80 pounds

Color: Jet Black

Eye Color: Blue with a hint of gray

Outfit: Green T-Shirt, Wrangler jeans (light blue), Foster Grant sunglasses (Agent Smith/Matix-ish style), Stainless steel cross on military chain, Tan Brahma work boots, Stainless steel divers watch, Black stocking cap

Occupation: Video game character, Photojournalist

Favorite Movie: The Boondock Saints

Favorite Christmas Movie: Die Hard

Favorite Actor: Jason Statham

Favorite Song: Sad But True by Metallica

Favorite Christmas Song: The Twelve Pains of Christmas

Favorite Solo Artist: Eminem

Favorite Band: Shinedown

Favorite Video Game: Postal 2

Favorite TV Show: World's Dumbest

Favorite Cartoon: Tom and Jerry

Favorite Book: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson

Favorite Author: Stephen King

Favorite Comedian: Louis C.K.

Favorite Website: YouTube

Favorite Holiday: Christmas

Favorite Food: Calamari

Favorite Drink: Diet Coke

Favorite Liquor: Chivas Regal 12-Year Scotch

Favorite Restaurant: Olive Garden

Favorite Fast Food Joint: McDonalds

Favorite Bar: Cheers

Best Friend: Sonic the Hedgehog

Quotes: "Does it look like I know?" "Man, fuck off." "FUCKIN' BLOW ME!" "I'd kill for a bottle of Stoli right now." "You can take your 'charming accent' and shove it up your ass." "I'm going to rip that smug moustache off and shove it so far up your fat ass you'll need to open your fat fucking face to shave." "I'm having second thoughts." "HA!" "You're a retard, you know that?" "Don't be a dick." "I. Don't. Even. Want. to. Fucking. Know." "The fuck are you doing?" "NO, DON'T DO THAT, YOU NASTY-ASS FUCK!" "Touch me again and I'll punt you into next week." "Do that shit one more FUCKING time and I will throw you off the roof." "You asshole." "Why me?" "This is a bad plan. Just saying." "I'll bet Postal Dude never had these problems with Vince Desi." "You suck." "Don't be an ass." "Have you been smoking crack?" "ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW?" "BEEN DRINKIN' AGAIN, HAVE YA?" "I need a drink, a smoke, and a bullet to the head." "How did I get roped into this mess again?" "Yeah, sure." "Whatever." "Does it look like I give two fucks?" "Fuck me..." "FUCK!" "Ah, tits." "Nice knockers." "Hit me again, see what happens." "We've established this." "I hate you so very much right now." "Got a present for ya!" "Yo, fuckhead, knock knock!"