"Gibbs? You home?" Tony asked. Gibbs's head poked out of the kitchen. "THERE you are" Tony said and grinned. Gibbs frowned and came stalking out of the kitchen, grabbed Tony's arm and inspected the bandaged area. "It's not a big deal Jet, it's just a scrape" Tony shrugged it off and gently removed Gibbs's hand.

"What happened?" Gibbs asked, worry in his voice as he took the little brown bag from Tony and peered into it. "Pain medication, antibiothics.. not just a scrape, now what happened?" Gibbs demanded as he glared at Tony. Tony rolled his eyes and sighed in defeat.

"Fine, just a tiny bullet nicked my arm" Tony said. Gibbs raised an eyebrow. "Fine, it took out a little bit of skin and flesh, but the doc said I was good to go" Tony said. Gibbs raised the other eyebrow. "Fine, he didn't, but Ducky said I could because I was going here" Tony said and smiled sheepishly. Gibbs wasn't amused that easily.

"I leave the office for two days.. TWO days, and you get shot!" Gibbs growled.

"I can't help it, I'm a magnet for trouble" Tony said and grinned.

"That's nothing to be proud about Tony! This is serious, if I can't take two days off without anyone getting shot I ca-"

"It was McGee you know" Tony said quietly.

"What?" Gibbs asked and blinked, "are you telling me McGee shot you?" Gibbs asked. Tony nodded. "That's even WORSE!" Gibbs growled, "why the HELL did McGee shoot you?" Gibbs asked.

"Well he didn't have much choice since Ziva managed to yell clear when it was very obvious all was not clear, bad guy showed up behind me ready to shoot and McGee took aim and shot" Tony explained.

"Why did Ziva yell clear when it's not clear?" Gibbs asked, exasperated.

"Well, it was kind of a tricky house, and we got the wrong intel, said it was two guys instead of four" Tony said. Gibbs sighed and bowed his head. "Aw come on Jet, this was definetly not your fault" Tony said. Gibbs rubbed a hand over his tired face and laughed like a maniac. "Uh.. you okay?" Tony asked.

"This is surreal" Gibbs chuckled and started laughing like a maniac again. "This is surreal! Two days! TWO stinking days I leave the office for, and my Senior Field Agent gets shot by a teammember because another teammember yells clear before the house is really clear because of bad intel.. is this somekind of joke?" Gibbs asked. "It is, isn't it?" Gibbs asked. Tony looked puzzled. "I'm never taking a day off without sending everybody home" Gibbs chuckled.

"Hey! I'm a good leader!" Tony protested.

"May be so, but the people we work with still doesn't have that muc of a clue, except McGee perhaps" Gibbs said and embraced Tony.

"HE shot ME, not the other way around" Tony muttered.

"I know"

"It really hurts you know?"

"I know"

"Wanna kiss it all better?"

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AN: Just pure fluff :D

Disclaimer: All hail DPB.