You: John, you only had one job. One Job!
Stranger: What's wrong? JW
You: You have forgot the milk. SH
You: I am so angry I can't type in proper english. SH
Stranger: Why don't you ever get the milk? JW
You: Because there was that time you made me get it and it was snowing. I slipped on ice and ruined my coat and all because you made me get milk. And this is why I don't get the milk, John. SH
Stranger: Fine, I'll go back and get the damned milk. JW
You: Thank you. Get some rat poison and pigs blood while you are out. SH
Stranger: Pig's blood? Where am I supposed to get that? JW
Stranger: I don't think they have that at Tesco's. JW
You: Go to the butchers or a farm. SH
Stranger: All right. Fine. JW
Stranger: You owe me one, Sherlock. It's bloody pouring outside and I already went out once. JW
You: You do this because, you love me really. SH
Stranger: Git. JW
You: That's it no more crime scenes for you! That wasn't very nice. SH
Stranger: You need my help though. JW
You: I will just find another blogger. SH
Stranger: [Delayed] I'm sorry, all right? JW
You: OK, you're forgiven. SH
Stranger: Good. I'll be home soon. JW
You: Goodbye John. JM
Stranger: Wait, what?! JW
You: I've just killed Sherlock after he sent that last text to you. JM
Stranger: You're bluffing. JW
Stranger: .. Right? JW
You: I never bluff. Just to let you know. There is a bomb in your jacket that is about to go off in ten seconds. JM
Stranger: Bastard. JW
You: Ten. JM
You: Nine. JM
You: Eight. JM
You: Seven. JM
You: Six. JM
Stranger: I'll see you in hell, then. JW
You: Send me a postcard. Five JM
You:
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Stranger: Goodbye. JW
You: One...
You: Did the bomb go off? JM
Stranger: No it bloody didn't. JW
You: Aw...Crap. JM
Stranger: Good luck getting out of the flat. JW
You: Why? JM
Stranger: Because I informed the Yard, and other people where you are. JW
You: Curse you John WatSOON. *Dramtic slow voice* JM
You: I'm back from the dead. SH
Stranger: Sherlock? JW
You: Yes. I have managed to fake my death once again. SH
Stranger: What happened? JW
You: He tried to shoot me, but I had a bullet proof vest under my coat. SH
Stranger: Thank god. JW
Stranger: What happened to him? JW
You: I've tied him to a chair, put a pot on his head and now I am bringing out the cocker spaniel. SH
Stranger: I'll be back soon. JW
Stranger: Lestrade should be there any minute. JW
You: Good, tell him to bring another cocker spaniel, I need back up. SH
Stranger: Why would you need a cocker spaniel? JW
You: Sometimes its best not to ask questions. SH
