Author's Notes: Hello, everyone, this is just something random I've come up with. A bit like '101 Ways To Know You're Addicted To Transformers' but instead of just one whole list there'll be separate lists for each character, though I won't be including every one of them - mainly the ones I prefer and know enough about in personality. So each chapter is on one character.
As I get biased about who I like and don't like (of fictional characters!) I was finding it annoying to choose who to start on and who should be the next to start on, and so on, because I want to be fair and mix them up. But I'm never happy with doing it manually so I've called upon the help of the dice roll. It's unbiased, it's random, and it saves the trouble of deciding for myself in a second. Therefore, the order of characters is solely down to whatever number comes up that I've assigned them. Simple.
There'll be mainly G1 characters and a few 1986 TF movie characters. Hopefully that will be enough to amuse you :).
Enough space-filling from me; read on! And enjoy n.n.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Transformers animated series/show, they belong to toy manufacturer Takara and American company Hasbro. This fanfiction is merely for the sole purpose of entertainment and not for selling/profiting purposes.
Things You'll Never Hear Transformers Say
Soundwave
1) You suck, Megatron: I should be leader.
2) Yo, whazzzaaaap!
3) 'I'll Always Love You' is the most beautiful song ever written.
4) Blaster is the best micro-cassette player in the whole universe – I am not worthy.
5) I play the bongos when I'm happy.
6) We should all listen to Starscream.
7) It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! – Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
8) Bite my shiny metal aft.
9) The penguins are stealing my sanity.
10) Cassetticons: Eject. Operation: Tidy my room.
11) Nickelback: Superior. The Fratellas: Slagging inferior.
12) Megatron, I disagree with your plan: It's suicide.
13) Let's see what everyone's thinking today...
14) I am silent but deadly. Almost like a fart.
15) I'm so boooooriiiing! – My voice is so boooorrriiiinnnnng!
16) What the frag is a C.D.?
17) My internal chronometer says it's time to par-tay!
18) I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuuurts.
19) There are three things I love about myself. One: I play funky music that compensates for the lack of variety in my voice. Two: I have my own personal cassette army to kick aft with. And three: The silent guys always have the biggest BEEP!
20) If I don't have any ideas, I'll download some.
