MUGGLE AU: [wolfstar fluff] Written in more of a cross between an "imagine this" and a ficlet.

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IMAGINE THIS:

Sirius brings home a puppy and of course he wants to keep it. Remus is all "This is an ADULT RESPONSIBILITY. We need to be clear on this, especially since it seems I'm the only mature one around here." Normally, Sirius would retaliate by giving the other boy a smart comeback, further proving his maturity (or lack thereof). Now, though, he ignores Remus and looks longingly at the small pup in his arms.

The small pup doesn't seem nonplussed, it curls up in Sirius' arms and rubs his head against his cheek. It can't be more than 3 weeks old, judging by its size.

"Remus, you can't say no."

And of course Remus agrees because since when has he ever said no to Sirius?

They both go to the pet shop (conveniently located near their apartment) to get supplies and Remus is all doggy doors and dog food and blankets while Sirius is just standing in the toy section frowning in consternation trying to decide between bone and ball. Remus eventually lets Sirius get both toys, anyway.

Sirius is so excited he bounds around the house and he stares at the pup the whole time, following it wherever it goes. It seemed to Remus that Sirius was actually the pet while the pup was his master.

Havoc ensues when Sirius, that kind soul, realises that the pup pees everywhere. And sometimes, it poos too.

"REMUS! THE PUP POOS! HE POOS!"

Sirius is DEVASTED the Remus names him "The Great and Noble Dog Janitor" and it's his responsibility to clean up.

"It stinks, Remus." Remus laughs, shaking his head. He sees Sirius valiantly picking up the piece of poo anyway, and the held it closer to his face for inspection.

After a few moments of intense concentration, Sirius loudly concludes that it looks a bit like a Hershey Chocolate Kiss, and he proudly names the pup "Hershey".


A/N: Short short piece but I hope you enjoyed it :") Reviews and favourites are more than welcome!