A/N: A little Greg humor. He is always doing stupid comical things so the team has come up with a term for that.

Setting: When Greg is working in the field

Disclaimer: I don't CSI and I regretfully say I don't own Eric Szmanda. If you, Eric, are reading this know that I am madly in love with you! Like crazy in love!

Walking into the lab Sara found Greg banging to Manson, as usual. The odd thing he was running DNA samples.

"Hey Greg!" no response "GREG!!!" Sara yelled. Greg whipped around and fell out of his chair. "What a Greg." Sara said.

"What did you say?" Greg asked, a little confused.

"I said, what a Greg." Sara replied.

"What's a Greg?" Greg yelled as Sara walked away.

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Warrick was about to sit down at the break room table and eat his dinner when Greg walked in. He grabbed a chair, dragged around to the cabinets, stood on his chair and took his infamous Blue Hawaiian coffee out.

Seizing the chance, Warrick walked up and tapped Greg on the shoulder, as expected, Greg screamed and for the second time day fell out of his chair.

While standing up, Greg heard Warrick say, "Wow! What a Greg!"

"Hey Warrick! What's a Greg?" Greg asked. Once again he did not get an answer to his question.

Greg thought to himself, "What is with everyone saying what a Greg!?"

Good question. What is a Greg? Keep reading to find out! Review…I command you. Or else monkeys will jump on your head. Sorry that was inappropriate! I had 2 cans of Mountain Dew.