Disclaimer: I don't own dbz or any of its characters but I really want to blow up mountains with a blast from my hand.

By m

Vegeta's wonderful nightmare

"Honey, Honey… wake up prince"

"Wha?"

Vegeta woke up and got a barring on his surroundings. He was in his bed, but it was in the kitchen and Bulma was cooking up a feast in a really skimpy looking outfit.

"Vegeta, I have been thinking. Me and Trunks are really getting in the way of your training by constantly making you leave the gravity chamber so Ive decided that we are all going to move into it. Ill make a new one the size of a house and you can train non stop! and I will be safe in my anti grav suit. I think it will be great."

"Wha!"

"Daddy Daddy" chibi Trunks came running in "Ive decided to quit school and stop hanging out with that baka Goten so I can train with you all the time"

"Wha!"

"I think that is a great idea Trunks" Bulma said

"Wha!"

*RING RING*

Vegeta slowly reaches for the phone

"Wha????"

"Hi Vegeta this is Goku. Im just calling you to say that I am so weak compared to you. You are the prince of the saiyajins and I am third class weakling. ALL HAIL LORD VEGETA!!!!"

*click*

Vegeta slowly puts down the phone

"Wha!!!!…I…have….to…get…out…of…here"

Vegeta flys flew the roof and on up into the sky

Bulma looks up fondly "Ahhh he is so impressive"

Just then the sky begins to darken and lighting flashes across the sky where Vegeta is flying. He notices a familiar power leve and heads in that direction. Gokou is standing at the base of a cliff with all 7 dragon balls. The dragon is awaiting Gokus wish when Vegeta arrives.

"You just made it Vegeta" Goku announces

"What is your wish?" the dragon booms

"I wish that Vegeta prince of all Saiyajins be granted immortality!!!!!" Goku screams.

"It shall be done" and the dragon dissapears

"So Vegeta how does it feel to be immortal?"

"Wha!!!!!!!"

Just then a crowd of people appear carrying with them 1 saiyajin space pod. The crowd sets it down and the door to the ship opens. What emerges is startiling

"Hey son! hows my little prince doing? Remember me Vegeta I am your father. As our planet was being destroyed, I fooled Freezer into thinking he had defeated me and I escaped"

"Wha!!!!!"

Then everyone in the world is surrounding Vegeta and chanting his name

"Vegeta!!!!! Vegeta!!!!!"

then everyone bows on one knee, including Goku, and all is silent…then they chant his name again

"Vegeta!!!! Vegeta!!!"

"Wha!!!!!"

"Wake up Vegeta, I said wake up you lazy ass"

"Wha…what?

"You kept saying Whaaaa! In your sleep jerk, you must have had one lame ass dream" Bulma yells

……………………

"Wha!!!!"

THE END Another? Maybe the fantasy of another DBZ character?