A/N: Ok so I was watching the original Look Who's Talking before I went to work and came up with this little fic while I was working. Now I know there fic out there called 3 Men, A Lady, and a Little Baby by Turmoil that has kinda a similar plot with the baby being able to express her thoughts and yes I have read that story and yes I do love it but this is a completely different concept so I just wanna put that out there that I'm not trying to steal anyone else's work but you have to admit that idea is pretty cool. Also be warned this chapter as well as other future chapters will be graphic.
Hi, my name is John but you can call me Johnny. My mommy calls me Johnnyroo but no one else can call me that and if someone does and I catch them I will have my daddy hurt you. No I really won't but don't call me that. You are probably asking yourself why is he referring to his parents as mommy and daddy well I'm not going to lie to you I'm a baby ,an unborn baby at that. I decided that my story was interesting enough to tell … well that and I really have nothing better to do besides eat, sleep, and wait to be born. So I'm going to tell you my story. But it's not just my story it's also the story of my mommy and daddy and how they went from hatred to toleration to like and then finally love. But I can't tell you this story all on my own so I enlisted the help of the narrator, I'm not sure how I know the narrator but she's a good kid. Well that's enough about me let's hear how the narrator decides this story all began. Oh and narrator if you tell anything wrong believe me I'll let you know. With that being said away we go.
November 23, 2008
It was a blistering cold day as 21 year old Rainey Bennett stood assessing her closet for the perfect outfit to wear. Tonight was WWE Survivor Series in her hometown of Boston, Massachusetts and Rainey had worked her ass off in order to afford a ticket. After finally deciding on a blue denim mini skirt to go with her chocolate Ugg boots and a red v-neck sweater that gave one just a hint of her well endowed breasts. Her freshly manicured nails thumped against the marble countertop of her bathroom sink as she pondered the various ways she could wear her hair. People really had no idea what went into preparing for something like this. She had the chance to meet John Cena tonight and she wanted to dress to impress. Although she wasn't delusional as to the fact that John Cena would find anything appealing about her it didn't hurt to dream right. Crazier things had happened right. She wasn't a bad looking young woman by any standard she was 5'6 with shoulder length almond colored hair. Her skin was the color of fresh cream and she had these amazing sapphire eyes and perfect pouty lips. She smiled at herself as she finished applying clear lip gloss. She liked the way she looked tonight and if John Cena didn't notice her then she would still have fun.
"Rains, you ready to go" her best friend Kayla banged on the door.
"Yeah … yeah I'm comin" her normally soft sweet voice was gruff with annoyance.
"Well hurry up then if I miss any of Jeff Hardy's sexy ass I will seriously do some damage to your precious car"
Rainey swung the bathroom door open hoping to hit her best friend/roommate in the face with it. No such luck would befall her because Kayla figured she'd do something like that and sidestepped the door before it happened.
Kayla was a short girl about 5' exactly. She had dirty blonde hair with blonde highlights. Her skin was more olive colored and her eyes were a chocolate brown. She was wearing a pink spaghetti strapped tank top with a sparkly Superman symbol across the front and a pair of black velour jogging pants. Her 4 inch heels gave her some extra height advantage.
"Finally" Kayla sighed grabbing the keys to her best friend's midnight blue 67 Pontiac GTO Judge.
Rainey grabbed the keys from her. No one was allowed to drive Sarge (that was the nickname she had given her car) but her. She had purchased Sarge from a junkyard when she was 16 and spent all four of her high school years fixing the car up. Now Sarge ran like a dream and she was planning on keeping it that way for years to come.
Kayla hopped into the roomy bucket seat on the passenger's side and buckled up. Rainey did the same before adjusting her rearview mirror.
"Let's rock and roll" Rainey cranked the toons before gunning the engine and peeling out of her driveway.
The pay per view itself was good. It kept her attention and all but she didn't really feel all that interactive. She sat in her chair glumly afterwards not feeling any closer to meeting John Cena.
"Hey someone told me that the superstars always eat at the Kowloon after an event" Kayla piped up excitedly still hoping to meet Jeff Hardy.
"Yeah but there will be a million people there and won't you feel like a total ring rat?" the taller and older of the two asked.
"You are only a ring rat if you sleep with them" Kayla rolled her eyes "besides who knows it could be fun"
"I suppose you are right" Rainey shrugged. She had been to these things before and she knew how it went down. Scantily clad women running around throwing themselves at the first attractive wrestler that walked by.
"Who knows maybe you'll get to finally be able to utter a word to your boyfriend John" Kayla mocked her friend.
Rainey's cheeks reddened a little "He's not my boyfriend he's just someone I like to look at"
"Riiiight" Kayla didn't believe that for a minute.
"Remember the rules if one of us leaves with a hot guy the other takes a cab home" Kayla took it upon herself to remind her roommate of the stupid pact they made years before and Kayla seemed to stick to even now.
"Ok but I doubt either one of us will get lucky tonight" Rainey rolled her eyes.
The drive to the Kowloon was quiet neither female felt like making conversation. Rainey was too busy living in her head (a habit she had when she was either nervous or bored) and Kayla was just too excited to talk.
It was still really cold when they arrived in the parking lot of the Chinese restaurant. Rainey grabbed her navy blue vest from the backseat and was instantly toasty warm. Something she still seemed to figure out was how one can put on a vest and be warmed. But that was neither here nor there. She had a seat on the long stone wall in front of the building and rubbed her hands together as she blew on the to keep them warm. She rolled her eyes at her friend as she jumped up and down like a child on a sugar high.
"They are arriving" Kayla beamed still jumping up and down.
Rainey left her perch on the wall and walked over to Sarge. Making sure the car was locked she hopped on the hood and stared out at all the people. She was regretting coming and wanted nothing but to go home and take a long bubble bath for her trouble. But Kayla was having so much fun and she wouldn't take that away from her friend. So she sighed and made a mental list of all the reasons why this was a bad idea. She leaned back against Sarge's windshield and closed her eyes. She wasn't planning on falling asleep she just wanted to close her eyes in hopes that somehow a magical time rift will happen and when she opened up her eyes Kayla would be bounding back to the car proudly showing her friend the autograph she had acquired from Jeff Hardy and Rainey would smile at her best friend and say good job and that would be the end of it. Even though her eyes were closed she could see someone's shadow block the lighting from her eyes. She wasn't about to give the person the time of day but whoever it was whistled an impressed whistle.
"That had better have been for the car" she replied still with her eyes closed.
"How much something like this set you back?" A deep masculine voice asked her.
"200 and then another 1200 with all the parts I needed to fix it up" she opened up her eyes only to be staring into a similar pair of turquoise orbs.
"Y… you're John Cena" she stuttered.
He looked behind him in a mocking manner "You talking to me" he did his best Taxi Driver impression.
She raised an eyebrow. The man hadn't done a very good job trying to blend in. He wore his cap way down on his face but he was wearing a green t-shirt and jean shorts. It would only be a matter of seconds before the crowds would start to gather.
"If I were you I'd go inside before you get mobbed" she advised him.
"Can I take her for a test drive?" he asked.
"Excuse me?" she asked. It hadn't donned on her that he was talking about the car.
"Your car I mean" she could feel her whole body blush.
"I … if you w … want" she managed to get out.
"Sweet" she handed him the keys before jumping off the hood and having a seat in Sarge's passenger seat.
John jumped into the driver's seat and took off like a bat out of hell. She could tell just after 10 seconds that he was a speed junkie and winced feeling awfully sorry for poor Sarge.
"See now nobody appreciates fine cars like this one anymore" he said more to himself than to her.
"Where are we going?" she asked when he took an exit taking them off of Route 1.
"Just on a little field trip" he replied.
"Should I be scared?" she asked.
He looked over at her and flashed her his pearly whites. "A little"
"I'm Rainey by the way" she thought for the first time to introduce herself.
"So did you do all the work on the car yourself?" he asked.
"Yep … I completely ripped out the engine and put a brand new one in and then I replaced the breaks, shocks, muffler … basically everything you can imagine and then I'm sorry but I had to take out the 8 track and put in a stereo system"
"Understandable" he nodded.
"So kid how old are you?" he asked.
"21"
"No seriously?" he asked.
"I'm not lying I'm 21"
"Jesus you look like you are 17" he remarked.
"Well I ain't" she wanted to snap at him but she didn't
"Ok I'll take your word for it"
"So you a wresting fan?" he asked.
"Been watching it since I was still in a crib I used to watch with my dad"
"Really?" he asked intrigued "me too"
"Say Rainey … do you like Jack Daniels"
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They didn't even make it out of the car. He was on top of her exploring her mouth with his own. She arched her back a little bit to give him better access. He broke away long enough to removed his shirt. She stared up and his muscular chest and wanted nothing more than to run her tongue down his abs. How they had even made it to the backseat was a wonder to both of them.
"You sure about this?" he asked.
"Yeah" she replied.
He removed her shirt so she was just wearing her red Victoria Secret bra. With one hand her reached behind her back to remove her bra.
"Gee you must have had plenty of practice doing that" she remarked.
He gently began sucking on the nape of her neck and she dug her nails into his broad back. He helped her slide her skirt off and with it went her thong. She was completely exposed to him now. He bent his head to run his tongue across one of her nipples which immediately hardened and he did the same with the other one. Smirking as he gently curled his teeth around a nipple and bit down. The sounds of Rainey's moans of pleasure only seemed to make him harder than he already was. Normally he was one for foreplay but this time since they were in a car in a probably crowded parking lot he figured he'd rather just get down to the "nitty gritty". He positioned himself above her and parted her legs taking a moment to stare into her eyes before he entered her. She was almost sure her eyes were going to roll into the back of her head because of the incredible amounts of pleasure she was receiving. He started out slowly so that she could because used to someone his size. But then as the need grew he began moving faster and faster. She could feel the first spasms of climax making their way from inside her. She put her head back and enjoyed what he was doing to her. Once again his mouth sought hers in some sort of mad frenzy. She could taste the liquor on his breath but it didn't matter to her, all she cared about was getting off. She could feel her body stiffen a little as she finally cried out in pure climatic bliss. She fell back against the seat. John was furious with his strides now in and out until he too felt the explosion from inside of him. He collapsed against her careful not to hurt her with his weight.
"That was amazing" he said rather drunkenly.
She didn't say anything at all she just relished in the fact that she had slept with John Cena. Even though it was only a one night thing it had to be the best night of her life.
Yeah people I was conceived in a car while my parents were drunk. Well … don't I feel special. But that's ok I'll just have to give them hell after I'm born.
