Harry James Potter

(Frosty the Snowman style)

Harry James Potter, was a jolly happy soul
With a mom and a dad and a godfather
And a werewolf as his friends

Then came Voldemort on that very fateful day
He came in and killed Harry's mom and dad
Sending Sirius away

Sirius was innocent
It was the Rat who did the crime
Poor Remus was left all alone
As Sirius did his time

Oooohhhh

Harry James Potter, was as miserable as could be
He had to clean and work the long day away
Whilst living in a cupboard

Along comes a letter, which Dursley kept from him
Then comes Hagrid from Dumbledore
And off to Hogwarts Harry goes

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Look at Harry go!

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Off to battle evil he goes!

Harry James Potter, knew that he was quite abnormal
But he wanted to play and dance and date
Just like every average teen

But the evil Lord Voldemort, made this very hard
For he attacked poor Harry every year
Making the boy extreemly paranoid

Now every time Harry hears a noise
He jumps a mile high
He pulls his wand and turns around
And shouts "You need to DIE"

Harry James Potter, is a very busy soul
He goes here and there, looking every where
To eradicate old Voldy

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Look at Harry fight!

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Will he win? He might!

(Not)

Harry Potter's Christmas List

By Harry Potter:

1. A new broom (Mine's getting up there in years)

2. To somehow manage to pass my N.E.W.T's (You're my best friends Hermione….)

3. World Peace (Hey, it could happen)

4. Ginny to stop hating me (Peace on earth, good will to men? Specifically me and my unmentionable which you seem to like to kick?)

5. Voldemort to trip over his shoelace and fall off a cliff, then splatter in an unsightly manner on the rocks below (Mmmm, happy thoughts.)

6. Food (Me like candy)

5. To finally beat Ron at wizards chess (It will happen some day, I know it will…)

A/N: Well, this originally started out as a Harry bashing fic (I really hate Harry) but I thought telling his life tale could be vaguely amusing. The Christmas list was inspired by Mulch Diggums' Artemis Fowl fic, A Partridge in a Pear Tree. Next up, Draco Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

Christmas cookies to all who review, shaped like the character of your choice so you may bite their heads off : )

Merry Christmas to all!!!

PS. Do people sing Frosty anywhere other than the US?