I don't own anything. So y'all can tell Urahara to put his little goodies away...


"So, I hear the 11th got some new recruits today."

"Don't remind me."

"Huh? What do you mean by that, Toshirō?"

"Let's just say that Kusajishi-fukutaichō has some new playmates. And don't call me that, Kurosaki."

"Yeah yeah, whatever. So what's so special about them?"

"Well, apparently they are twin brother and sister."

"Yeah? And?"

"And they've destroyed my office twice this week!"

"That sounds kinda normal for Yachiru, Toshirō. What's so wrong about Hansel and Gretel?"

"She...she...Kusajishi thinks we should be triplets, Kurosaki! I look nothing like them!"

"Well...they do have silver hair."

"I refuse to associate myself with those...those psychopathic...!"

"C,mon, lighten up Toshirō."

"I'm warning you Kurosaki..."


A/N:

I just recently read the Black Lagoon manga, and considering everything I've heard about the Vampire Twins (including their deaths), I though I'd try something to lighten things up. Unfortunately, I don't feel I know enough about theirs or Yachiru's character to write a decent story about Hansel and Gretel in Seiretei. If anyone is willing to try, just drop me a line.