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12 Things Harry Potter Saw
(But Isn't Going To Admit It)
1. He saw Lavender Brown grab Hermione's ass once, "on accident"
2. He saw Ron trying to lengthen his... member.
3. He saw Collin making out with the statue on the 4th floor.
4. He saw Snape drinking a Fuzzy Navel.
5. He saw Dumbledore fall, and when he fell, Harry saw his pink undies.
6. He saw McGonagall shoving a wand in... OMG!
7. He saw Draco drawing a picture of what he could only assume would be a naked Hermione.
8. He saw Flitwick kissing Hagrid.
9. He saw Parvati and Pansy doing the dirty.
10. He saw Hagrid smuggling in a troll.
11. He saw Hermione kissing Draco.
... but the thing that made him sick the most was
12. He saw Uncle Vernon naked... Masturbating... To a picture of Elton John.
