Ed & Al (Fullmetal Alchemist)
1. Call Ed any name that implies being short. (It's hilarious see what happens)
2. Enter Ed in a raffle and have him win the grand prize, a life time supply of milk.
Make Ed drink the milk.
Point out that Al is multi-functional as a trashcan.
Start using Al as a trashcan.
Hide Winry's favorite wrench in Ed's room.
Point out that with the automail leg, Ed could have made himself taller.
Start referring to Al as Iron man. (With apologies to Marvel comics)
Write a fan fiction of a gay pairing of Roy and Ed and leave it in Ed's room.
Give this list to Roy Mustang
The cast of Naruto
Make Ichiraku go out of business
Set Naruto on a blind date with Sakura ( make sure Hinata is watching and see what happens XD)
Point out the Sasuke will never be in to Sakura
Point out that since Sasuke left the village without permission, that makes him a rouge ninja (So getting him back at this point is really pointless)
Point out that since Sasuke joined Akatsuki that would mean if they brought him back, he'd be executed. (At the very least)
Carry around a bottle of raid when you're near Shino
Tell Kiba he's going to the vet (If he goes through with it mention that he's also getting neutered)
Remind Kakashi that there will never be another new volume of "Make out paradise". (If that doesn't work tell him the spoilers of the one he is currently reading)
Start Referring to Rock Lee as Bruce Lee or Ringo (does no one see the similarity here?!)
Give Kisame the wrong directions to red lobster.
The cast of Bleach
Point out that Ichigo has kicked the ass of almost every other character in the series (In a way he really has)
Call Hitsuguya chibi taichou or Toshiro
Ask Hitsugaya if he wants candy
Point out all the Spanish phrases in the show (They really do ignore that)
Remind Kon of his worst moments (Being stomped on, kicked, ran over ect.)
Make a list of names referring to bald people and leave it in Ikkaku's room
Point out that Kon will never reach the top of the mountain, since he's only 6 inches off the ground. (If you catch my drift)
Compare Uyru to Sasuke from Naruto ("for the pride of the clan, I will kill you!" XD)
Point out to Orehime that chocolate and onions do not mix. (do this before she kills someone with it! O.0)
Steal Kyorakku's saki (it's like stealing someone's morning Coffee!)
The cast of the Dragon ball series
Point out all the "smarter" wishes they could have made to save the world.
Keep track of the times Krilin gets owned.(Even make a drinking game out of it)
Remind Vegeta of when he was beaten up by…..well many of the other villains in the series.
Point out that some of the saiyin names sound like vegetables (Kakarott, Raditz, and Vegeta)
Ask why all aliens in the show speak the same langue as humans
Ask why after all that has happened in the series, the existence of aliens is still skeptical by humans
Point out that all the Nameks are male.
Remind Gohan of his "one" victory on his own.
say Dragon ball evolution
Point out that everyone in the series has come back to life at least once.
Well enjoy the pester fest!
