Disclaimer: Don't own.

A/N: So, I found this while cleaning. A little piece that I wrote over eight years ago. So, enjoy.

It was just another ordinary day. Truly, it was. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and Goten was getting ready to tackle a dinosaur. He'd been in place forever. A whole ten minutes.

The chibi scowled in concentration as he waited for the dinosaur to walk by. He only needed a few seconds and just the right angle and he would be able to get what he wanted. 'Kaasan had said that she wanted meat for breakfast. Not just any meat, but dino-meat. Goten wasn't sure why they couldn't use the meat they had just gotten from the store, but he supposed that it had something to do with Go-chan being sick.

Goten hung from his precarious perch in the tree as the dinosaur came closer. So close. He could almost taste him. Thoughts of dinosaur leg popped into his head. Almost immediately his stomach growled. Loudly.

He froze when the dinosaur stopped dead in its tracks and lifted its head.

Looking ridiculous, the chibi remained in his upside down position in the tree, his dark hair waving and his shirt threatening to fall towards the ground the minute he moved the wrong way. Goten let out a slight sigh of relief when the predator continued forward.

So close.

Goten grinned widely. It was time. His prey was at the perfect spot. With a yell of triumph, he leapt down, readied a ki blast and chopped the end of his tail in one shot. Ignoring the resulting cry of pain from the dinosaur, he landed right side up in a classic gymnast pose. Goten allowed himself a brief moment to imagine the cheers from the audience before he was knocked to the ground, felled by a sharp blow.

Not fair.

"Owww…." His voice, the perfect definition of a whine, echoed as he rubbed the newly formed knot on his head. Not fair. Whoever had ambushed him had certainly taken a cheap shot. Hmmm.. Goten glanced around, suspicious. Who had hit him? There weren't many people that had the ability to actually knock him over and from what he could tell those certain few were either in bed or very, very far away from him at the moment.

He looked up and around, and then frowned when he saw no one. Tree, tree, tree, light pole. Wait…. Light pole?

Frowning in concentration, Goten eyed the supposed light pole and found that it was just a tree impersonating a light pole. They did that sometimes, but, unusually enough, he was the only one that noticed. Goten continued to eye the nearby foliage, but still found nothing. He was about to give up when he was hit again hard enough to see stars. Looking upwards, he quickly found the culprit.

"Stupid squirrel! Go away before I get my brother!" Huffing in anger, Goten jumped to his feet, grabbed his dinner and trudged towards home, whining about evil possessed squirrels all the way.

Wait 'til he told his big brother.

End!