Hi, oim sniper, and this is ah story about me and moi friends

Like The Administrator, she is a wonderful boss

And Saxton Hale, he is a wonderful dude

There's The Soldier! He is the best :D

SNIPER IS VERY...

Brilliant :D

OUTSPOKEN...

There's moi friend Spy

I think he is beautiful

C'mon let's take a ride to Dustbowl!

There's all moi friends!

Me and Scout are best pals!

We are a great team!

Ever since I was a little baby, people have been stabbing me, and now in Dustbowl I can finally say

SCREW YOU I'M TAKING UP A SLOT WITH NO WAY TO KICK ME!